Artie Lange...

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  1. IIIIIIII

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    wow. i can't believe that his nose will permanently look that way. it has got to suck when something permanent like that happens to your face.
     
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    Joey Diaz wishes h had coke stories like Artie. Joey Diaz lies a lot about his stories also.
     
  3. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

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    Artie needs new jeans tho. Those things he has on are hideous
     
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  4. Richie Madano

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    Did he know there was broken glass in it? That’s dedication to addiction if he finished that pile.
     
  5. Richie Madano

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    That’s what I was thinking. Used to be a fat fuck.
     
  6. AGGAMEMNON66

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  7. Uber_Noober

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    Reported to ICE
     
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    I don’t think so? I actually think it was pills and not coke. Some hooker was crushing up some pills with some glass object and it broke.
     
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  9. The Diplomat

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    He was good in Crashing with Pete Holmes. Hopefully he keeps working.
     
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  10. Uber_Noober

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    Other than his nose looking like an old shoe, he looks healthy
     
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  11. MMAGA

    MMAGA LET ME IN!

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    "New tour dates"??? Dude needs to lay low and analyze his life for a while!
     
  12. OMGstreetfight

    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    If they couldn't fix michael jackson's nose...well, at least artie his health.
     
  13. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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  14. buffpants22

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    Ive never seen him not morbid fat wouldnt recognize him if you didnt say it was him. Miss Madtv ahhhhh memories
     
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  15. PolishHeadlock2

    PolishHeadlock2 Absolutley Haram Platinum Member

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    This is the longest he's been clean in years so I'd be very worried about an OD right now since his tolerance is probably the lowest it's been in a loooooong time
     
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  16. Midnighter

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    I'm sure they can "repair it".
     
  17. clutchCAT420

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    Seems like a fun guy. Ill do some lines with him and hit up a strip..
     
  18. hohner

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    Yup. So many OD deaths happen shortly after people leave rehab.
     
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  19. RxmDiaries

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    Artie is a fat fuck. still looks like a sack of shit. fuck him.
     
  20. badascan

    badascan Pugnacious Audacious Moral Nihilist Platinum Member

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    i heard he got just got his nose fixed too, heres the newest picture...

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