Artie Lange...

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  1. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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    Outta rehab, again...

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    Pray it takes this time.[​IMG]
     

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  2. Confucamus

    Confucamus Last of the V8s Platinum Member

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    Damn, he wasn't even that skinny on his early Stern days. Artie's still my favorite comedian and I hope he can keep it together.

    Artie, grab a few big money gigs and fix that nose you Baby Gorilla.
     
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  3. StewDogg11

    StewDogg11 Purple Belt

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    So was that story true about how his nose ended up that way? The whole snorting coke that was mixed with broken glass.
     
  4. Slick_36

    Slick_36 Bad Man from Borger, Texas

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    My Google news feed was obsessed with Artie for months because I googled his nose one time. I enjoyed the break in hearing about the guy, hopefully he stays clean so no one talks about him.
     
  5. Sakurabaism

    Sakurabaism Green Belt

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    He has seen better days that's for sure
     
  6. YellowBanenoo

    YellowBanenoo Red Belt

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    Great, I can't wait to put my NOSE into his eventual downfall again.

    <{Heymansnicker}>
     
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    EL CORINTHIAN Black Belt

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    Besides the obvious pancake nose he actually looks pretty good.
     
  8. Milgrim

    Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid Platinum Member

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    Yes, but he actually looks better than he has in quite a while.
     
  9. kahiljabroni

    kahiljabroni Black Belt

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    Damn...don't even recognize him
     
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    raty tat tat Brown Belt

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    Can't believe that's him looks totally different.

    Also what's with the posting of the same pic four times.
     
  11. DaleBoca

    DaleBoca Silver Belt

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    Comes out of rehab and looks Mexican. Not bad.
     
  12. PolishHeadlock2

    PolishHeadlock2 Absolutley Haram Platinum Member

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    It's the best he's looked in years, maybe decades
     
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    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    When Artie would bust Eric the Midgets balls on the howard Stern show was best.

    Arties stand up was never my thing but he added so much to the Stern show he was impossible to replace.
     
  14. Rafael MMA

    Rafael MMA Flow with the go

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    Never found him funny but good for him.
     
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  16. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs human development what?!

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    When does his nose come back from the mechanics?
     
  17. Ken Fresno

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    My immediate concern is the photo being taken in his drug dealer's kitchen.
     
  18. JOE QUEEF

    JOE QUEEF The "You Know Better Areola Slip" Belt Platinum Member

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    Lange reportedly entered a long-term treatment facility after he was jailed in New Jersey in January because he tested positive for cocaine twice in six weeks.
    Great to be home! 7 months 14 days sober but one day at a time. Lots of new stories to tell. Will announce some new tour dates on Friday. Thanks for the support. Love you all. pic.twitter.com/vkdN7gMCSI

    — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) September 10, 2019

    Knew so many guys in a similar situation, very few left.

    Hope he makes it, but if I had to bet on it, I'd go the other way.

    <DCrying>
     
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    TribalDrumz Brown Belt

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    This is one those human beings where it would take a lot of drugs to take him out.

    Hopefully he stays clean
     
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  20. rearnakedchoke

    rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    Looks good. Hopefully it sticks this time. Also, hopefully he had a chance to work on his awful material.
     
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