Article: Source Reveals Exactly How UFC Fighters Can Take Steroids And Still Pass Drug Tests

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  1. Rubberneck76

    Rubberneck76 Alizée Belt Platinum Member

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    Interesting article about the steps cheats are taking to pass tests. This goes much farther than the fighters and essentially implys the camps are explicitly involved in the doping. This may explain why some certain camps have multiple fighters test positive.




    The site itself is garbage and is slow.
    http://fightstate.com/source-reveals-exactly-ufc-fighters-can-take-steroids-still-pass-drug-tests/
     
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  2. tjry

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    How could anyone safely drink that much water everyday
     
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    biscuitsbrah Red Belt

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    Lol wtf. That doesn't even sound worth it
     
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  4. submerged88

    submerged88 The 88 refers to a car--not H H.

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    He forgets to add that after chugging 4 gallons of water in the morning and then again at night, your kidneys are not going to cooperate.
     
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    thechoice2 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Isn't excessive water drinking gonna result in a failed test? I know it does for the NFL.
     
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    now i have a masterplan to become a fighter. thanks ts.
     
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    Interesting, but I doubt they offer much of a guarantee.


    Pretty easy if training hard.

    Edit. 4 Gallon!!!! WTF I thought it said 4 litres ie a gallon.

    Who has a 16 litre/KG watter bottle?
     
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    I thought USADA does random blood testing. Drinking loads of water might work in urine samples. You can't flush out the shit in your blood to hide it ...in short of doing a blood transfusion before testing. That's why IVs are banned.
     
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  9. Guestx

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    For real.

    Why not just fight clean? Is such a thing really that unthinkable to some fighters?
     
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  10. Tuf_guy

    Tuf_guy Gold Belt

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    for whatever it's worth, the quoted passage didn't specifically say drink 4 gallons of water to make this work - so the drink from a 4 gallon jug of water may or may not be stating that such a thing is part of the routine this guy is descibing.
     
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    This reinforces my point that we need more testing, and it needs to be truly random.
     
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    Mixfight Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Fools have been successfully cycling for years.
     
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    Isn't this kind of a no brainer? Like obviously you should only taking short life products if you're being randomly tested. This guys whole plan revolves around 6 hour windows, and essentially just going day by day. Like no shit.

    I want the complex shit, how people cover things to dope long term. Get me some real hardcore shit here where people beat the tests and not people just simply don't have anything and are legitimately passing the test (at that point)
     
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    I thought the trick was just hiding under the cage if USADA shows up.
     
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    test suspension

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    Bulletproof plan....unless USADA boys show up at 2:15 p.m, then you are fucked.

    What a dumb article.
     
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    StopDucking Ronda Rousey hater

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    Since when does anyone inject test through their abs?
     
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    Well......and that too!!! Just make sure you keep plenty of mags and snacks to pass the time. Oh.....yeah.....uh.....remember to turn your phone on silent....
     
  20. StoneWT

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    Sounds like something written by a dumbass Sherdogger based on crap from forums and his own guesswork.
     
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