1. The official Sherdog Store is back! Check it out! » Discuss it here! »

Article: Source Reveals Exactly How UFC Fighters Can Take Steroids And Still Pass Drug Tests

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by Rubberneck76, Dec 25, 2016.

  1. WPEM Alizée Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Sep 25, 2008
    Messages:
    13,255
    Likes Received:
    1,810
    Location:
    The south of the north
    Interesting article about the steps cheats are taking to pass tests. This goes much farther than the fighters and essentially implys the camps are explicitly involved in the doping. This may explain why some certain camps have multiple fighters test positive.




    The site itself is garbage and is slow.
    http://fightstate.com/source-reveals-exactly-ufc-fighters-can-take-steroids-still-pass-drug-tests/
     
    Last edited: Dec 25, 2016
  2. tjry Orange Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2016
    Messages:
    268
    Likes Received:
    1
    How could anyone safely drink that much water everyday
     
  3. biscuitsbrah Red Belt

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2013
    Messages:
    8,822
    Likes Received:
    1,316
    Lol wtf. That doesn't even sound worth it
     
  4. submerged88 The 88 refers to a car--not H H.

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2002
    Messages:
    5,092
    Likes Received:
    98
    Location:
    colorado
    He forgets to add that after chugging 4 gallons of water in the morning and then again at night, your kidneys are not going to cooperate.
     
  5. thechoice2 Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2004
    Messages:
    10,740
    Likes Received:
    0
    Isn't excessive water drinking gonna result in a failed test? I know it does for the NFL.
     
  6. octagon888 loser

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2014
    Messages:
    2,272
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    loser
    now i have a masterplan to become a fighter. thanks ts.
     
  7. HIMBOB Steel Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2011
    Messages:
    32,742
    Likes Received:
    0
    Interesting, but I doubt they offer much of a guarantee.


    Pretty easy if training hard.

    Edit. 4 Gallon!!!! WTF I thought it said 4 litres ie a gallon.

    Who has a 16 litre/KG watter bottle?
     
  8. Thepaintbucket Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2007
    Messages:
    15,959
    Likes Received:
    1,725
    I thought USADA does random blood testing. Drinking loads of water might work in urine samples. You can't flush out the shit in your blood to hide it ...in short of doing a blood transfusion before testing. That's why IVs are banned.
     
    Last edited: Dec 25, 2016
  9. Guestx Guest

    For real.

    Why not just fight clean? Is such a thing really that unthinkable to some fighters?
     
  10. Tuf_guy Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2006
    Messages:
    18,039
    Likes Received:
    90
    Location:
    The Meteoric Rise
    for whatever it's worth, the quoted passage didn't specifically say drink 4 gallons of water to make this work - so the drink from a 4 gallon jug of water may or may not be stating that such a thing is part of the routine this guy is descibing.
     
  11. Ottawaguy Gold Belt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2008
    Messages:
    24,315
    Likes Received:
    13,617
    Location:
    On my bike, or gone fishing
    This reinforces my point that we need more testing, and it needs to be truly random.
     
  12. Mixfight Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2015
    Messages:
    8,297
    Likes Received:
    0
    Fools have been successfully cycling for years.
     
  13. markg171 Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2009
    Messages:
    16,641
    Likes Received:
    1,493
    Isn't this kind of a no brainer? Like obviously you should only taking short life products if you're being randomly tested. This guys whole plan revolves around 6 hour windows, and essentially just going day by day. Like no shit.

    I want the complex shit, how people cover things to dope long term. Get me some real hardcore shit here where people beat the tests and not people just simply don't have anything and are legitimately passing the test (at that point)
     
  14. nostradumbass Steel Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2008
    Messages:
    31,060
    Likes Received:
    10,735
    I thought the trick was just hiding under the cage if USADA shows up.
     
  15. STEVEN SEAGOLD Banned Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    3,078
    Likes Received:
    0
    test suspension

    /
     
  16. ArtOfDrowning Lecter Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2013
    Messages:
    32,466
    Likes Received:
    196
    Location:
    Hannibal's dinner plate
    Bulletproof plan....unless USADA boys show up at 2:15 p.m, then you are fucked.

    What a dumb article.
     
  17. StopDucking Ronda Rousey hater

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2011
    Messages:
    3,000
    Likes Received:
    568
  18. AlphaDelphic Green Belt

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2007
    Messages:
    1,095
    Likes Received:
    0
    Since when does anyone inject test through their abs?
     
  19. adam888 Purple Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2005
    Messages:
    1,596
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Shanghai & Hong Kong
    Well......and that too!!! Just make sure you keep plenty of mags and snacks to pass the time. Oh.....yeah.....uh.....remember to turn your phone on silent....
     
  20. StoneWT Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Mar 11, 2011
    Messages:
    2,967
    Likes Received:
    484
    Sounds like something written by a dumbass Sherdogger based on crap from forums and his own guesswork.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.