In the Gi, there are a few warriors left. Guys like Galvao and Rodolfo who fight as hard as they can asserting their dominance through as sea of spinning inverters and gi magicians, whose faces would most certainly be mauled by baboons.
This was probably the dumbest thing in the entire article. Not only does he conflate choice of techniques with dominance(passing guard is good but berimbolo is bad) it ignores the fact that Andre is much more of a staller than Paulo "double guard and berimbolo" Miyao(also ignores how most of the guys who play all these "crazy guards" also have excellent passing)