Art why don't you drop this MMA stuff and do like your white Bolivian compadre Tito Santana and have a successful wrestling carreer?
TTT Art I know you aren't here to read this but you gotta look into this. Wrestling is one the most promising avenues of employment for Italian-Urugayans.
I do whatever is necessary mate! But I really do care about Art's ability to branch out into other professional avenues like drag queen karaoke. White Chileans like Art need the guidance of people like me to stimulate reflection on their general direction in life. This could be you Art:
ttt Art Corsican Mexicans like you have limited opportunities in this world so if wrestling isn't your thing you should maybe consider this:
Art don't listen to MMA he is just pissed off he made the wrong choice. How could you as a Sardinian Mexican turn this down:
Thats what Tito Santana used to say at the end of every interview. He'd stick his fist up and scream "ARIBA!"
HEY IF THE MONEYS GOOD I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE BUT I'D STILL HAVE TO BE ABLE TO CONTINUE FIGHTING IN MMA. AS FOR BULL FIGHTING HECK NO I'D GET OWNED JUST LIKE THAT GUY. AND AS FOR YOU HOUND SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK NOW? IF KEN CAN DO IT SO CAN I. BUT I'D DEFFINETLY WANT TO WEAR A MASK.
Art I'm glad you are at least considering wrestling. But don't do it just for the money do it to honor your montenegrin cuban ancestry.
Art I forgot to tell you: they have the Internet where I work so I will be able to continue monitoring your declining mental health.
