Are you really a man if you don’t put together your own IKEA furniture?

[elwani]

You are, it’s really not worth it

 

[Cole train]

Are you really a man if you have furniture?

 

[Otto!]

Are you really a man if you shop at Ikea?

 

[elwani]

Are you really a man if you shop at Ikea?

I guess one can go even cheaper

 

[HeffDoesWant]

I like it.
Its like Daddy Lego.

 

[Zinger]

I Don't need IKEA.

I make my own furniture!

 

[Contempt]

Does anyone but poor uni students actually shop at Ikea?

 

[elwani]

I like it.
Its like Daddy Lego.

Are you saying it is an allegory for adult life, where you have to spend 20x the effort but basically all you always end up with is some variation of a box?

 

[Zinger]

Are you really a man if you have furniture?

A newspaper to sleep on is All I need.

 

[Zinger]

Does anyone but poor uni students actually shop at Ikea?

I have gone There to buy hotdogs.

They were shit.

 

[elwani]

Does anyone but poor uni students actually shop at Ikea?

Yeah I guess, people who don't measure their personal worth in furniture?

 

[Contempt]

I have gone There to buy hotdogs.

They were shit.

Did you have to put them together yourself?

 

[Zinger]

Did you have to put them together yourself?

I had to slay the pig to get the meat, and harvest the fields so I could get the flour for the buns.

 

[Contempt]

I had to slay the pig to get the meat, and harvest the fields so I could get the flour for the buns.

Yeah but did you grow the tomato's to make the sauce?

 

[Zinger]

Yeah but did you grow the tomato's to make the sauce?

I didn't. The instructions they provided were unclear.

 

[Contempt]

I didn't. The instructions they provided were unclear.

Did you try using the hex key?

 

[elwani]

I had to slay the pig to get the meat, and harvest the fields so I could get the flour for the buns.

You sir are a man

 

[Zinger]

You sir are a man

Only on the outside.


I'm a gentle soul.

 

[Zinger]

Did you try using the hex key?

I tried putting my balls in the meat grinder.

Now my kids have 2 mothers.

 

[Contempt]

I tried putting my balls in the meat grinder.

Now my kids have 2 mothers.

Oh well, if you're married, you won't be needing them again anyway.