Are you ready to take nanomachines into your body?

[Steven_Universe]

https://www.theverge.com/2017/8/31/16233992/nanomachine-light-biology-cancer-treatment

Nanomachines are being developed as we speak to fight cancer, regulate heart disease, deal with depression and anxiety.

Imagine you could add 10-15 years to your life and health by taking them into your body through injections.

Are you going to hop on board or do you have reservations?

What about when the upgrades come and you’re making phone calls and sending texts and surfing safari without a phone.

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

My body is ready.

 

[Cheese]

I am ready.

 

[Aquabot]

Fuck yeah! Like Bill Burr says though, you don't want to be first. Let them work the kinks out and then jump on it.

 

[IloveTHIS]

I'll skip the first 2 or 3 versions so they can work out the kinks and then load up on then. I'll be buying extra on the black market to become superman

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

but will it make my dick bigger? then yes.

 

[zapataxiv]

but will it make my dick bigger? then yes.

Probably not they are “nano” machines. We just got dick transplants prolly need to wait a decade before we get mechanized peni that lobs loads like mortar shells

 

[ctrlaltdelete]

Probably not they are “nano” machines. We just got dick transplants prolly need to wait a decade before we get mechanized peni that lobs loads like mortar shells

a nano would be an improvement

 

[Fluffernutter]

Skynet is ready

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Anybody dumb enough to do that deserves whatever they get

 

[mb23100]

Hell yeah. I need em for my liver

 

[Vergilius]

My parents both had cancer. I'm willing to do what it takes to watch my kids grow up and enjoy a long sunset with grandkids by my rocking chair.

I would also like to shoot claws from my knuckles like Wolverine. Grandpa is gonna be badass.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Do those nanobots come in heroin flavor?

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Only up my anoos

 

[Sharon Peters]

Nano or nanner? Cause if it's banana flavored you can color me intrigued.

 

[ssBaldy]

 

[The Clinch]

Gonna pass on being Grandpa Terminator's fleshcar.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

I'm ready for heart issues to be less of a threat.

If it could somehow become useful tech to mitigate my epilepsy that'd be swell

 

[Mike]

No. I'd rather die. The singularity is pretty much my worst nightmare and I want no part of any of it.

 

[salamander]

Naw, I'm good. When it's time to go I'm not gonna fight it too hard.

This shit gets tiring after about the fourth decade.