Are you allowed to tip a lava lamp?

[Clippy]

I finally broke down and bought it but nobody told me it takes solo long to move. I got impatient and tipped it and now it's not mixing right .... Will it self correct or should I pop the cap off with my bottle opener and stir it with a chopstick?

 

[Hearse Lightning]

Take a sip out of it to make sure it hasn't spoiled.

 

[Kaybee]

I finally broke down and bought it but nobody told me it takes solo long to move. I got impatient and tipped it and now it's not mixing right .... Will it self correct or should I pop the cap off with my bottle opener and stir it with a chopstick?

Don’t open it! It’ll erupt if you do that and burn your chopsticks

 

[EvilDDS]

Dammit Clippy, you're Canadian, we have patience. Let it settle, have some jello shots, make comments on some absurd movie, then you go back and enjoy the wonder

 

[Kaybee]

have some jello shots

pop the cap off with my bottle opener

Probably mistook the lava pods for jello and was about to do just that SMH these Canadians

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

This is the best thread I've ever posted in

 

[EvilDDS]

Daaaamn Clippy, a lava lamp? Mrs. Clippy getting it good tonight!

 

[steve38]

This tipping culture is really getting out of hand.

 

[Staph infection]

If you want it to melt right use some soothing words and gentle caressing.

 

[Sansnom]

Damn, I remember getting that as a gift when I was a kid.

Didn't realize they still existed.

I want one now

 

[milliniar]

I only tip lava lamps 1%

 

[LMP]

Why did you buy an astro lamp? Stop killing the planet. It is just wax in the liquid. As it heats up the wax will float. When it gets to the top and starts to cool the wax sinks. What a total waste of money. The incandescent light bulb is also a power waster, why do you hate our environment @Clippy?

 

[Slobodan]

Tune in for tomorrow's thread

@Clippy buys a Bonsai tree!

 

[steve38]

Only tip lava lamps 1%

C'mon, you can cough up a little bit more. These lava lamps work their asses off. It's a hard job.

 

[JabToucher]

There's only one way to have a lava lamp. With inflatable transparent furniture.

When I go 90's, I go full 90's.

 

[Hyperglide]

I tip the pizza guy.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Tune in for tomorrow's thread

@Clippy buys a Bonsai tree!

"Help! I think I bought a malnourished tree"

 

[TheLinguist]

Just the tip bro

 

[Desdinova]

Saw the thread title and the username and I immediately thought Clippy was tipping it like a stripper.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Saw the thread title and the username and I immediately thought Clippy was tipping it like a stripper.

Well that goes without saying.