Are you a good wingman?

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  1. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Silver Belt

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    Are you?

    I realized most of my friends are not. Some of them have gotten laid or have gotten girlfriends thanks to me but often I find the chick I’m talking to is getting dragged away by her friend because my friend failed to keep her interest.

    Anything tips/ approaches for winging?
     
  2. KhabibTheBeagle

    KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    Gotta take turns being Moby Dick.
     
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  3. El_Dyablo619

    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    Maybe your friends are shitty at holding a conversation.... its not hard being a good wingman
     
  4. FyrFytr998

    FyrFytr998 Not my clowns. Not my circus. (2020)

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    No. Not really. Most of the cats I hung with didn't need wing men. Plus, I was more worried about getting myself laid.
     
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  5. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    It's hard to wingman for you, TS. No matter how good a gift of gab your wingman has, the girl he's talking to will be focused on the fact that the guy trying to pick up her friend is some awkward midget asian guy who eats roadkill.
     
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  6. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Get pigeons as wings, they're better
     
  7. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Silver Belt

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    Thought it would make my friend look better in comparison
     
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  8. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Silver Belt

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    Pigeon wings? Not much meat in them. Most of the meat is in the breast
     
  9. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    Thats kinda how it is, agreeing with their bs stories, rolling along the jokes, being kind of "beta" but not too much. Get female friends as wings, they're the best imo. Esp. if they're attractive, its alot better than trying to get socially awkward fat Dave to vouch for you.
     
  10. steve38

    steve38 Black Belt

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    Probably the worst wingman ever....I'm much better leading the mission.
     
  11. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Oh yeah. I know how to subtly talk my boy up, hold a conversation, isolate. Whatever you need. If you're good she'll introduce you to her attractive friends. Two birds, one stone.
     
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  12. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Silver Belt

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    For sure. Female wingmen are the fucking best. I knew one chick who would actively encourage her friends to hookup with me. I freaking loved her for that. Too bad we don’t keep in contact anymore

    The only thing I do is either talk to the other girl to give my friend and “his girl” some alone time. I don’t really know how to be subtle about it so sometimes I just straight up tell the girl that my friend is interested in her or try to create some tension between them by saying shit like they should get a room or something. It’s worked before but only if the guy knows how to play along.
     
  13. Mocesting The Delapitated

    Mocesting The Delapitated Jun Jun Jun Platinum Member

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    No. I was what they called a Dirtbag airman.
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    I've taken a couple of grenades.
     
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  15. FadeLess

    FadeLess Silver Belt

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    If while your talking to some girl you´r interested in, you notice that her friend is about to drag her off, why dont you simply ask her something like : "Would you be interested in going out for a coffee or a drink, just the 2 of us, without the nannys?"
    If she´s interested she´ll say yes, and you´ll live happy ever after...
     
  16. scorpipede

    scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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    yep, it's your friend that's the issue. Yep. :D
     
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  17. The_Renaissance

    The_Renaissance Sherdog Bunceweight Champion

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    Yes, usually unintentionally.

    Basically, if you're a good looking bloke who's a bit shy, hang out with me.

    I'll talk to fucking ANY bird/group of birds, I have really good easy-going banter and always make girls laugh, I'm decent looking but the drawback? I'm pretty short! So you WILL clean up if you're my partner in crime and taller than me!
     
  18. Schoolboy Q

    Schoolboy Q Silver Belt

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    I'm a terrible wing man, I'll bail on my homeboys once I got some tail lined up.
     
  19. freaky

    freaky Banned Banned

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    Wingman are for noobs. If you're good, you don't need a wingman. The girl I was talking to was still hanging on to me for dear life with her friends trying to drag her away.

    If you're good, you can hold a conversation with both chicks at the same time and choose which one to bring home later or bring both home.

    If the girl allows her friend to pull her away then it means she is not that interested in you in the first place. Otherwise, with or without the friend she could choose to leave regardless.

    If you must need a wingman, set up a series of wingman. When wingman A fails, have wingman B take his place asap.
     
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  20. Tycho Brah

    Tycho Brah You drink water, I drink anarchy Platinum Member

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    Yes. I'm the male equivalent of the 7-8 girl that every 5-6 guy thinks he has a shot with, so when it's time for you to hit on that 10 her less attractive friends will be sufficiently preoccupied.
     

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