Are there any good pick up lines?

[Takes Two To Tango]

They all seem cheesy to me.

To me you got to come off natural, like you are not even trying. A simple hi, how are you doing? And than if you get the person attention you go from there.

Or hi, good morning or good afternoon or good evening.

Thoughts? What's the pick up line that works for you?

 

[GoodBadHBK]

Is that a poll in your pants or are you just making a thread?

 

[Tone C]

" Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Is that a poll in your pants or are you just making a thread?

lol good one.

 

[Excelsior]

"I'm a red belt on Sherdog." Certified panty dropper.

 

[Tone C]

"I'm a red belt on Sherdog." Certified panty dropper.

Worked on me.

 

[Berserker13]

No, only cringe

I guess if you have to be a jester...

 

[Contempt]

How about "Hey, ya wanna fuck"?

Can confirm, has worked... has also led to attempted slaps and drinks thrown at me.

 

[steeldragon]

I hear you like a stud. I have the s,t,d all I need is you

 

[Cole train]

How much for 30 minutes

 

[Ponchik]

I saw my mate pick up chicks by telling them that his dad is the president. If I wasn't there, I wouldn't believe him, lmao

 

[zapataxiv]

I'd wager good money you're not the product of miscegenation because your brain pan is slappin

 

[TheTickG]

They all seem cheesy to me.

To me you got to come off natural, like you are not even trying. A simple hi, how are you doing? And than if you get the person attention you go from there.

Or hi, good morning or good afternoon or good evening.

Thoughts? What's the pick up line that works for you?

"Hi!" was my second most successful pick up line.

"Hi, what book are you reading?" had the highest success rate for me. Unfortunately, I only ever used it when the woman actually had a book.

 

[GSP_37]

What happens if you ask a girl which strip joint she works at? Talking about if the question is posed in an area with lots of strip joints nearby.

I once saw a girl wearing literal butt floss shorts at Sam's Club. First thought was ho or stripper.

 

[William Huggins]

The funniest line I heard was the bee keeper with a million killer bees in Africa to sort out.

A friend of mine witnessed it work.......

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

If said you had a nice chest would you hold it against me?

 

[empsim]

No.

The moment a woman sees a man it's decided if he can get it or not. Nothing he says is gonna change it either way.

 

[My name is]

I like to walk up to a girl and say your friend is really sexy

 

[Aegon Spengler]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Just enough to break the ice

Hi my name is Shaq

 

[Fugazy]

"Hi!" was my second most successful pick up line.

"Hi, what book are you reading?" had the highest success rate for me. Unfortunately, I only ever used it when the woman actually had a book.

Hello is also a strong one.