Apparently I witnessed a murder last night......

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  1. mb23100

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    My next door neighbor comes over and we're all watching the NHL skills challenge while playing Yahtzee (exciting Friday night I know) and all of a sudden my dog starts going apeshit at the front door. I open it and I can hear someone yelling "HELP! HELP!" repeatedly at the top of their lungs. I look over and two houses down (new neighbors. We thought it was two gay dudes but apparently they're brothers) there is a big commotion with a bunch of people running around. It was dark so all I could make out was their silhouettes. Next I hear someone else screaming "He fucked my wife!" over and over and I can kinda see someone stomping someone else on the ground. Then a large pickup burns rubber away and down the street. I can make out the silhouettes of some guys trying to pick up the someone off the ground while screaming "come on lets get him right now!". At that point I went back inside and about 30 minutes later a cop came to the door and I described what happened and filled out a brief statement. This morning a detective called me asking if i knew anything else and referred to it as a homicide investigation. Sorry for the long winded post but i had to tell someone

    Tldr: apparently my new neighbor fucked someone else's wife and got beat to death for it.
     
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    That's the risk you taking fucking a married person.
     
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    Who won Yahtzee?
     
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    sounds like the type of place where people have sex with their cousins
     
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    Alarming
     
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    JAEGERX i stay blessed

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    im not saying you are gonna get whacked, but have you considered moving to another state?
     
  9. mb23100

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    The gf. She always wins.
     
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    I know this is a traumatic time for you bro but any chance of getting pics of the wife?
     
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    She might be cheating.

    Look into it.
     
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    Las Vegas so yes.
     
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    2001.someone got blasted right in front of me after a club in LA. Boyz N the Hood type shit. I still get PTSD from it.
     
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    Hope she had some bomb ass pussy

     
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    I wish i had some. Like i said I've only ever seen dudes at the house and they always appeared to be homersexuals. When they first moved in they were selling a bunch of fruity clothes out of the garage. Flamboyant shit like drag queens would wear
     
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