Shout-out to Hannibal for the news. He's the guy that dug up Tank after Tank dropped off the internet map for like 4 years. He's probably the best channel on youtube for MMA and pro-wrestling interviews and news (interviews -- for both wrestling and MMA, while he only rarely covers MMA news and has weekly streams for wrestling news), but that's besides the point. Feel free to post information here, as it comes. I will try to remember to update this post; at least, over the course of this week. This might make wrestling news on the level of Lars Sullivan's gay porn misfortune. (The rest of this post is shit) Lars got his dick sucked so good he had to get his knees rebuilt lol. The real reason Patterson was so angry was probably because the funeral was keeping him away from the appropriately named "freak"; then again, Lars isn't a 15 year old, so maybe Patterson doesn't even care. Seriously, though; It's amazing Patterson didn't combust, as soon as he set foot on church grounds. Don't even hit me with that "The priest molest kids all the time" BS, either, because that's not god's will and it's a shame that it occurs at all; although, with that being said, pedo jokes are more than welcome, if you can tie them together well.