Anyone tried plenty of fish ?

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  1. Plastikman_Eire Green Belt

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    I've heard it said of PoF:

    "The odds are good...but the goods are odd"
     
  2. Gavster Purple Belt

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    Plenty of fish is where the long term singles hang out just chatting to people and have too much anxiety to meet up. I’d meet gorgeous girls in person and then only fours were talking to me on plenty of fish and they rarely wanted to meet up due to anxiety/not sure of the fit (not willing to try either). When I stopped to think, I dropped off it.

    Tinder if you are symmetrical and take good photos. Much harder to find common values, the four worst dates of my life I had on Tinder.

    Move to the newer ones if I was single and hadn’t figured out dating yet, plenty of fish need to empty the water out of the bowl, they are all smelly. Or do yourself a favor and check out relationship, connection or authentic relating classes or workshops around. Clearing up blocks to communication definitely will hold you in good stead for more prime partners.
     
  3. Deorum ~ Esoteric Belt ~

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    Haha well, yeah. I used to be on it almost partially for the ego boost of the sheer amount of daily inquiries - Butt - I actually met my current boyfriend on Grindr. A pretty rare thing as it's like every other gay male "dating" app and little more than an outlet for random hookups and organizing drug fueled sex parties. They're for sucking and possibly fucking within five minutes of "Sup, bro?". Maybe you'll catch the dude's first name on the way out the door. That's just (part of) our culture, if you live in a major metropolitan area where we be in high concentrations. It's pretty wild and fun... for a while.
     
  4. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    Ha ha, well yeah I guess a lot of blokes would shag anything they can, so if your preference is other blokes I can see how that would happen.

    Gay blokes sure do know how to party, every gay bloke (and girl) I've ever known have all loved the drugs, good on em.
     
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  5. The_Renaissance Sherdog Bunceweight Champion

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    We always used to say "fuck, the gay guys absolutely LOVE the drugs......." we thought it was probably a combo of some drugs making you super-horny and some (GHB) putting you in a state in which you can be taken advantage of sexually. I can only imagine the state on some of those chem-sex parties! But what you say is right, all blokes are horny as fuck so when youve got a bunch of blokes that like other blokes, it's basically guaranteed to be a free-for-all.
     
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  6. fingercuffs Bills Mafia Platinum Member

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    Friend of mine likes Mingle2. It's a hook up site, you just put in your profile that you want no strings sex, you exchange numbers, video chat, then meet up and bang. No coffee or dinner and a movie.
     
  7. SoberAwakening Black Belt

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    That's probably a really good way of putting it.

    Lots of military people, nurses, flight attendants, escorts, and ghetto trash.
     
  8. Deorum ~ Esoteric Belt ~

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    It's really not fair to judge (much less punish) us for it when looking at the persistent characteristic and phenomenon from an objective standpoint. Another thing is that it's entirely optional how much people make it part of their "identity" but entirely inescapable in terms of 'being who you are' as they say. That's simply down to it basically crossing your mind any time you think about sex. And then consider how wildly accessible that sex is, compounded with the fact that being a minority naturally generates a level of tight knit camaraderie straight men definitely don't have - you are innately competitive towards each other - plus historical factors? Well, by then, you have a community.
     
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  9. cincymma79 Gold Belt

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    You pathetic little weasels should have to get rejected face to face like a man
     
  10. BjPenn2017 Red Belt Platinum Member

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    Seriously too idk what it is but I swear EVERY fucking chick that appears “hot” on tinder also has pounds of that contour shit on their face, at least when I used it a few years back.

    That should be considered cat fishing if you literally wipe your fucking face off in the morning
     
  11. Don the grifter Banned Banned

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    Met my wife on it 9 years ago, getting a field ready before I moved to a new city. Met her on day two and cancelled the other dates. Now have our first kid and we're happy. Find bring honest on it got me a series of good dates (in my previous city), then hit the jackpot when I moved. Garbage in, garbage out though - and there is PLENTY of garbage there.
     
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  12. method115 Titanium Belt

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    POF seemed like it was filled with nothing but baby mamas trying to get over their X.
     
  13. SaigeVanZant Red Belt

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    Full of fatties and for some reason they don't like it when you call them fat
     
  14. TapSnapBreak A Lion Never Roars After A Kill

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    Should be called plenty of catfish ! That site sucks it was decent years ago but it totally sucks these days. Locals flake the most & there's to many annoying ass couples on there
     
  15. Jumpy Invincible

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    I think I only ever banged one chick off of POF, back when I first started online dating in 2015. Back then, 2015-2018 I slaughtered with apps like OKC, Tinder, and Bumble. Tinder has given me a ton of ass, but it's all a numbers game. Any girl remotely fuckable gets tons of messages a day, so you have to have a way to get your foot in the door with them.
     
  16. tripleo Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    atta boy
     
  17. HunterAcosta Brown Belt

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    Buddy banged bunch of chicks on there . All fatties . He had gotten cheated on after an 8 year relationship . He went thru tons of fatties. . One fattie latina with giant boobs wouldn’t leave his pad the whole next day and Was acting weird ( singing , praying quietly , dancing to no music , talking manically then eeeily quiet ) He he had to literally tell her “ I’m calling an Uber for you in next 15 min ! ( he didn’t want to ride with her in his car ) I gotta go somewhere soon, so you can’t stay . You gotta go sorry .Where you going?!” She told him she had no place to go . He says “ well where did you come from before I met you tonight ?!”( he had arranged from POF to meet her at bar where they had few drinks ). She says “ I don’t really know the address.” He’s like “ don’t know the address ?! Well where do you live ?” She’s like “ I don’t have a home .” He’s like “ wtf?! You’re homeless ?!” She’s like “ between pads ,I was at my cousins but my ex ...” my bud cut her off . Told her “ don’t need or wanna hear it . I’m calling Uber and gonna have em send you to motel down street ( was cheap dive place ). I’ll call and pay for it . But you gotta go .” He called Uber , she was crying asking when she could see him again and he told her not sure and she got picked up . He called hotel and paid for room for her . He’s a solid dude . He said the sex was good and he felt sorry for her .I told him never to take a chick to your pad on first fuck . I told him you shoulda banged her at the cheap motel you sent her to . She came back one more time he said . She knocked at his door few months later at like 11:30 at night . He could see it was her but didn’t answer . She rang his doorbell for like 5 min he said . He has LARGE pit bull though and it barks like crazy when someone knocks or rings bell. He said he was legit scared of her . She never had his phone number . Sherdoggers BEWARE.
     
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  18. oddjob Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    Smell the Fish is full of texters and narcissistic women. You either find a nice penpal who is too scared to actually....wait for it....meet up.."aaahhh I can't" or you read their bio and they come across as someone who only Tom Brady will satisfy. Not to mention the nutcases . One lady had her head shaved and put in her profile that she did it because beauty comes from the inside and she wanted to make a point..wtf?
     
  19. buffpants22 one has to die several times while still alive.

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    There are a ton of psychos on pof. Looking for a place to live so they use their fat monkeys as a foot in the door. I had one who just laid in my bed all day i got up did house work she only got out to go to the bathroom. About 4 o'clock i was like "well shouldnt you be gettimg home to your kids?" She just sat there and was like " you dont want me here ? I thought we were together?" . you literally threw your pussy at me where did you get that?

    I accidently let a few know i have a spare bedroom. They get bright eyed like they are moving in tommorrow.
     
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  20. buffpants22 one has to die several times while still alive.

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    There sre a ton of psychos on pof. Lookimg for s place to live so they use their fst monkeys as a foot in the door. I had one who just laid in my bed all day i got up did house work she only got out to go to the bathroom. About 4 o'clock i was like "well shouldnt you be gettimg home to your kids?" She just sat there and was like " you dont want me here ? I thought we were together?" . you literally threw your pussy at me whered you get that?

    I accidently let a few know i have a spare bedroom. They get bright eyed like they are movimg in tommorrow.
     
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