Anyone know a guy with absolutely no standards?

[MUSTKILL]

Man if its that bad, why not just pay a working girl?

I'm not complaining. It's just what I see from my buddies and other men.
Nothing wrong with paying for it if you have the funds, we're essentially paying for it when we go on dates anyway.

 

[Patrick F Carey]

some guys like to put their dick in a women really bad

 

[equus]

bunch of dudes ITT claiming they have "friends" who do this.. BS, we're all that guy. Sorry dudes, we have no standards. If a chick is half decent, I'll plow. So would you, end of discussion.

no. although i'll admit ive gone to bed drunk with a 10 and woke up with a 2, im very selective when it comes to a woman if im dating them. and I know plenty of guys that are the same way. some people actually do care what the person theyre sexing looks like.

but I did actually have a good friend (not me. for real) named Mike (real name) who would go to the bar with the intention of getting laid. ive shared this on here before. he would go up to a girl in the bar and say a very simple line but it took balls and stupidity to say it. "you wanna sportfu*k?" that's it. he would ask it to 10 women. that was his goal. and he would, without fail, end up going to the parking lot and banging a girl in the backseat of his truck. 90% of the time. no bullshit. he was a total moron. and he didn't wear a rubber 80% of the time. hell we went to Mexico for 8 days and he banged 4 women in that time and didn't use one condom. 3 of those chicks were married and on holiday with girlfriends. now that dude was a piece of shit. and I was young and his drinking buddy. I was stupid being friends with him.

anyway, that dude used that system and most nights he didn't even get to the 10th woman. usually he asked about 6 before he was going outside with some troll looking chick. he didn't give a damn what they looked like.

 

[equus]

It's actually rather crafty. Everyone goes after the 8-10 women and they expect it. When a guy starts paying attention to an uglier woman, they get jealous and try to get the guy to notice them.

 

[Zezima]

if you put your hands around a woman and the fingers touch, she's fine, if not it's too late to back out

 

[Luke Rockhard]

Hey Equus. All I'm saying is we all like to party... And all these dudes claiming they "know a friend" but don't admit to getting with some rank bitches are full of shit. We've all been there, maybe we don't do it regularly or aim to do it, but we've both done some disgusting examples that are hardly classified as female. Deal with it

 

[Revolver]

I went through a phase where I actually got off on banging uggos. Thank god that didn't last long, I'd literally feel ashamed of myself afterwords every time lmao

So you probably haven't gotten laid since.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Yea I know a guy exactly like the one described in the op.
He used to be my neighbor. Good looking guy with a great job that would regularly bang 10s then bang a 1. He banged Mary J Blige before she was famous. His mother died of AIDS. He had a few kids only one of which lived with him. I never asked him what happened to that son's mother but she never came around.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

So you probably haven't gotten laid since.

 

[equus]

Hey Equus. All I'm saying is we all like to party... And all these dudes claiming they "know a friend" but don't admit to getting with some rank bitches are full of shit. We've all been there, maybe we don't do it regularly or aim to do it, but we've both done some disgusting examples that are hardly classified as female. Deal with it

how is this a deal with it?

you forget half of sherdog has never seen a vagina, let alone touched one, so, no, we haven't "ALL" done something.

so, you deal with it.

 

[MUSTKILL]

Let's be real guys, we've all taken down a Shamu or two in our time.
We shouldn't shame anyone trying to get their dick wet.

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Captain of our rugby team.

We would make fun of him and he would say, "Whatever, pussy is pussy."

We would say," 200lbs is 200lbs."

 

[equus]

Yea I know a guy exactly like the one described in the op.
He used to be my neighbor. Good looking guy with a great job that would regularly bang 10s then bang a 1. He banged Mary J Blige before she was famous. His mother died of AIDS. He had a few kids only one of which lived with him. I never asked him what happened to that son's mother but she never came around.

i'd have a notarized tshirt saying this that i'd wear everywhere.

 

[Luke Rockhard]

how is this a deal with it?

you forget half of sherdog has never seen a vagina, let alone touched one, so, no, we haven't "ALL" done something.

so, you deal with it.

I'm trying to deal with it. But at my age I find it hard to believe if you're over 16 that it's really that difficult to get laid. Back in the 90's you actually had to talk to chicks in person, sometimes even their parents before you got any time with them.
Now there's tinder, texting, instagraming, tumblrs, reddits, facebooking, free porn left and right, and all that. If you're not getting laid you have to live under a bridge, even for the average disgusting sherdog member.

 

[equus]

I'm trying to deal with it. But at my age I find it hard to believe if you're over 16 that it's really that difficult to get laid. Back in the 90's you actually had to talk to chicks in person, sometimes even their parents before you got any time with them.
Now there's tinder, texting, instagraming, tumblrs, reddits, facebooking, free porn left and right, and all that. If you're not getting laid you have to live under a bridge, even for the average disgusting sherdog member.

oh I get that. its because its not real to them. until they don't have technology between their face and the person they are communicating with.

 

[Fod1987]

My stepdad's friend is nicknamed Porno Mike. He fucked a 64 year old coming off the heels of a one night stand with a rather heavy set girl a day before. He is also fucking one of his best friend's girlfriend. I'd say his standards are pretty down there.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

My stepdad's friend is nicknamed Porno Mike. He is fucking one of his best friend's girlfriend. I'd say his standards are pretty down there.

How can you prove Porno Mike is not banging your mother?

 

[I Am Legion]

Funny thing is a few times I banged girls that were WAY out of my league. The types that could be dating professional athletes. I was a bartender, and not rich. I often wonder if they called their friends and said they lowered their standards and went slumming...with me lol. I was pickier when I was younger and now I realize that as long as a chick isnt hideous, they may be fun.

 

[Luke Rockhard]

oh I get that. its because its not real to them. until they don't have technology between their face and the person they are communicating with.

truth. I'm using the same technology, but I had to develop social skills pre-tech days... So maybe that's why it's easy. I still stand by the fact that if you're not getting laid, it's your own fault for not trying in today's world. Put out 5% effort and you should get something

 

[Luke Rockhard]

Funny thing is a few times I banged girls that were WAY out of my league. The types that could be dating professional athletes. I was a bartender, and not rich. I often wonder if they called their friends and said they lowered their standards and went slumming...with me lol..

the hottest chicks usually have the lowest self esteem. As a bartender you should know this o