Anyone ever try speed dating?

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  1. Pugilistic

    Pugilistic Red Belt

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    A friend of mine told me about this speed dating event/Christmas party for singles on the 24th. I think the idea of getting only a few minutes before rotating around is odd for the purpose of dating since you can’t make a real impression. But at the same time it could be a fun opportunity to practice ways to give an impression to people in that short amount of time. I could not give a fuck and just say stupid shit at least.

    I already have tentative plans but this could be a good backup. What do you guys think? Ever been speed dating?

    Cliffs:
    Do you even speed date bro?
     
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    No but I've tried dating on Speed. Couldn't get hard.
     
  3. jtgcs

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    I call this going to a bar on a Saturday.
     
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  4. loyalyolayal

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    You forgot to use your @Clippy account for this kinds if thread.

    Stick to being a fake korean.
     
  5. fightingrabbit

    fightingrabbit Banned Banned

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    How do you know he's not a legit korean.
     
  6. loyalyolayal

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    Nah. I'm just following @Banchan 's narrative.
     
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  7. xbone19

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    I just swipe away on tinder at super speeds
     
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    After Zer, I don't trust any asians on sherdog.
     
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  9. Pugilistic

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    I'm actually a fat white dude who's pretending to be a Chinese guy pretending to be a Korean
     
  10. blackdudebro

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    Haven't tried. But seems like it would be fun.
    Do it and tell your story.
    Thanks,bye
     
  11. MarcoW

    MarcoW Bojacked Horsehungman

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    I've been on speed dates but they weren't supposed to be speed dates.
     
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    Try meth next time. I hear it makes you go for days.
     
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    Speed aka Meth aka glass ?
     
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    Sounds like it might be fun.
    I like the idea of being able to start over in case one doesn't work out. Good opportunity to get comfortable with talking to women.
     
  15. Pugilistic

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    I'm already pretty comfortable talking to women tho. Except for the angel working at the cafe near my work. She earlier told me "I love you" and my heart nearly jumped out of my chest. It was the wifi password
     
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    You should open with "I eat pigeons i kill in the city"
     
  17. Pugilistic

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    Guaranteed lay
     
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    I can tell by what he says. He's american of some kind of asian persuasion mostly likely Chinese. I think his parents are chinese immigrants living in korea running noodle house
     
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    My gf's friend ended up marrying and having babies with one of the guys she met at a speed dating event.
     
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    My father served in the ROKAF and my grandfather fought against the vietcong, you cunt.
     

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