Anyone else orbit?

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  1. Captain

    Captain Orange Belt

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    I know I shouldn't, but I can't help myself. I know it won't amount to anything, but it feels better than nothing.

    What are your experiences?

    Edit: I didn't know what orbiting is.
     
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  2. superking

    superking Poet — Traveler — Soldier of Fortune

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    I like orbit gum, I used to like Altoids, but I think they changed up the ingredients and they don't taste good to me anymore.
     
  5. Dirt Road Soldier

    Dirt Road Soldier All Praise To The Gun!

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    OP, how high are you right now?
     
  6. DougieJones

    DougieJones You're The Man Now Dog Belt

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    WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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    Do you mean hang out at the gloryhole inside Denny's bathroom?
     
  8. DougieJones

    DougieJones You're The Man Now Dog Belt

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    TS you pathetic...

    Orbiting
    When someone who won't speak to you otherwise still watches every snap on your story/ IG and/or likes your posts. Usually someone who has ghosted you, but not always. Basically they're lingering in your life despite refusing to be an active part in it in any other capacity.

    EDIT: Unless this is what you mean

    Orbiting
    When you are driving and you spot a particularly attractive wench near a roundabout, you continue going around the roundabout ignoring any of the exits and concentrating firmly on the attractive pedestrian. The quality of the goods on show can be judged by the number of orbits completed.
     
  9. NoGoodNamesLeft

    NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    I mean we all orbit the sun
     
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  10. HARRISON_3

    HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    I can't control my horny level.
     
  11. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    I thought its fat people circling a buffet table not committing to seating down as the pick and eat what they want.
     
  12. Yeah, I like to spin my dick around someone's face. I call it the moon spin, but it's all the same.
     
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  13. ShinkanPo

    ShinkanPo 넌 항상 내 마음 속에있을거야

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    I also thought its about fat people who get so heavy and fat they created gravity so strong that even light can't escape.
     
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  14. Captain

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    Is that what orbiting means? No I don't do that. I'm referring to when a woman uses a guy for attention when she has no interest in him. Lmfao thanks for educating me so I don't use that term anymore.
     
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  15. Only Here for Attachments

    Only Here for Attachments Stipe Justice Warrior

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    I thought it was fat people being trapped by the gravity of other, fatter people
     
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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    I orbit your mom because she’s so fat she has her own gravitational pull, and I must be in close proximity to her in order to bone her.
     
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    King Koopa Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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