Anyone Drive an SUV / Crossover?

[Joe Wong]

To keep on the more recent topic of big trucks and small dicks, does anyone drive an SUV?

I'm currently in the market for a crossover suv, but want to look as little fruity as possible. I know thats pretty hard to accomplish with an suv.

I do have a family, so keeping with an suv should help, as i currently drive a 2005 Explorer.

I was thinking of getting a newer Escape or even maybe a Rav4.

Any suggestions?

 

[tdko]

Subarus got some very cool cross-overs

 

[HelloJapan]

I drive a Venza...I think it's considered a crossover. I love it.

 

[dildos]

Subarus got some very cool cross-overs

ive always loved modded foresters and b4's.

lol someone made this out of a forester. too funny.

 

[toaa]

I have a 2016 Outback and love it. The all wheel drive system is amazing, it gets great mileage, and has tons of room. The new touch screen system works really well, too.

 

[John Wang]

I drive a 2015 Kia Soul, black.


GO AHEAD AND LAUGH

 

[Joe Wong]

I drive a 2015 Kia Soul, black.


GO AHEAD AND LAUGH

 

[John Wang]

LOL

 

[brownfeet]

we have a 2011 Honda pilot but are in the market for a new one. been looking at the rav4 myself, that or a Subaru.

 

[Oblivian]

Our family vehicle is a Kia Sorrento and I drive a truck when my wife is using that. Not sure where that puts my penis size.

 

[Joe Wong]

Our family vehicle is a Kia Sorrento and I drive a truck when my wife is using that. Not sure where that puts my penis size.

Probably a hair over 5" maybe

Actually, how big is the truck and wheels? That can cause a little more deviation.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

My balls aren't in a jar on top of the fridge. They're firmly planted in between my weiner and gooch, so no....I don't drive an SUV or Crossover.

 

[Joe Wong]

My balls aren't in a jar on top of the fridge. They're firmly planted in between my weiner and gooch, so no....I don't drive an SUV or Crossover.

Balls are probably bigger than the shaft. 4" im guessing?

 

[Hyperglide]

Ford Edge IMHO. I might be biased but they are gorgeous and not "fruity" looking.

 

[Joe Wong]

Ford Edge IMHO. I might be biased but they are gorgeous and not "fruity" looking.

The edge is ok. It looks a little too round for my liking and thats why i ruled it out for me. Has that van shape.

 

[Hyperglide]

The edge is ok. It looks a little too round for my liking and thats why i ruled it out for me. Has that van shape.

Well that's a CUV in a nutshell. Sounds more like you want an SUV. Escapes suck, get another Explorer then.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Balls are probably bigger than the shaft. 4" im guessing?

Balls touch the toilet water and the shaft doesn't....so you're probably right in the wheelhouse there.

 

[xbone19]

Nissan Rogue 2016 hybrid

 

[Joe Wong]

Well that's a CUV in a nutshell. Sounds more like you want an SUV. Escapes suck, get another Explorer then.

The new explorer is too bulky. Why do escapes suck? I know the Mazda cx-5 was the best rated thus far, but i really do like the look of the rav4. Seeing if anyone can talk me out of it. Ive never owned a Toyota or foreign car for that matter.

 

[Hyperglide]

The new explorer is too bulky. Why do escapes suck? I know the Mazda cx-5 was the best rated thus far, but i really do like the look of the rav4. Seeing if anyone can talk me out of it. Ive never owned a Toyota or foreign car for that matter.

Transmissions suck and they are boring..