Anybody wanna teach me Russian / Italian

[Trabaho]

Per telefone. I give you my number. You teach me on whatsapp calls. I am not down to teach you German or Croatian. I wanna benefit. I mean if you speak Russian I can talk about the Croatian version of the words.

I bet noone will wanna do this. I mean what could I do with your number or you with mine ? Rob your contact list ? Actually if someone is an idiot they can record conversations, which should be ilegal, I mean even if. You or me gon leake it to youtube ? Like anyone cares.

So let´s post this thread and realize noone got the balls or other parts to do this. Like a call here there and explain words and sentences.

I figured I can do this professionaly. Simply pay someone who offers it cheap online.

Or just teach me in this thread.

I already know how to say cyka blyat. And kurva is polish, easy to confuse it for Russian. How do Russians say kurva ?

If someone is nice we can talk a bit have fun and learn.

3 2 1 everyone will dodge it.

 

[gspieler]

Nein.

 

[Trabaho]

Nein.

cyka blyat nahui

 

[Pittie Petey]

 

[Trabaho]

the words look nothing like italian but we get the hand movement reference. In Germany Italians don´t move their hands. They also speak... who would guessed it, German.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[Trabaho]

my neighbours were Italians when I was a kid, my moms friends. My brother has got a italian name. I had italian classes 5 years in School. I think 15% of Croatia speaks it. 1 or 2 girls from my class in school emigrated to italy. So don´t act Mafia on me. I am gonna learn it. I got time. I know it´s in my subconsciousness. I can get it out of there. Cause you are worth as many people as many languages you speak. Italians come to my neighbouring town for touristic purposes, religious. Croatians and Italians are good friends. I think we fish together or something, since we share the water there. You can see Italy from certain places in Croatia. Italian Croatians exist too, in those towns that border italy, though not sure, isn´t slovenia between ? But there are Croatian Italians. We literaly got a coliseum but ain´t giving it back, in Pula. Have you heard bout the Venetian Republic global super power ? Isn´t that todays Dubrovnik where Game of Thrones was shot. There are reasons we are conected to Italy. Isn´t by chance we are neighbours who are catholic. Catholic is different than Orthodox or Evangelic or Proetestant. Italy, Croatia, Albania are good friends with each other.

 

[Osculater]

There are apps where you can speak with a native speaker and who also wants to learn your native language, so you can both teach other.

 

[Trabaho]

There are apps where you can speak with a native speaker and who also wants to learn your native language, so you can both teach other.

sounds like a mess ? Did you try it.

I just gotta get my communication score at Dota 2 back up to 8000 than I can use the mic again and que Europe East. That is free Russian speaking, no joke. Just call everyone a blyat. It´s my favorite word. But they are a bit agressive too. Actually one guy on my Dota list wanted to practice english, not in the mood for him. I had him on my old IG too. Belarus so white russia which is surely the same language.


How bout Putin just let´s me visit east Russia where there is no war ? Is Germany gonna be mad if I go there ?

 

[Osculater]

sounds like a mess ? Did you try it.

I just gotta get my communication score at Dota 2 back up to 8000 than I can use the mic again and que Europe East. That is free Russian speaking, no joke. Just call everyone a blyat. It´s my favorite word. But they are a bit agressive too. Actually one guy on my Dota list wanted to practice english, not in the mood for him. I had him on my old IG too. Belarus so white russia which is surely the same language.


How bout Putin just let´s me visit east Russia where there is no war ? Is Germany gonna be mad if I go there ?

No, I never used them but only heard about them

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Per telefone. I give you my number. You teach me on whatsapp calls. I am not down to teach you German or Croatian. I wanna benefit. I mean if you speak Russian I can talk about the Croatian version of the words.

I bet noone will wanna do this. I mean what could I do with your number or you with mine ? Rob your contact list ? Actually if someone is an idiot they can record conversations, which should be ilegal, I mean even if. You or me gon leake it to youtube ? Like anyone cares.

So let´s post this thread and realize noone got the balls or other parts to do this. Like a call here there and explain words and sentences.

I figured I can do this professionaly. Simply pay someone who offers it cheap online.

Or just teach me in this thread.

I already know how to say cyka blyat. And kurva is polish, easy to confuse it for Russian. How do Russians say kurva ?

If someone is nice we can talk a bit have fun and learn.

3 2 1 everyone will dodge it.

Just speak Spanish in Italy because Italy is in Mexico, according to Sherdog

 

[NoSmilez]

https://www.fiverr.com/search/gigs?query=learn%20russian&source=top-bar&ref_ctx_id=393dd2c299064dbd9b250647075f3b87&search_in=everywhere&search-autocomplete-original-term=learn%20russian

 

[lsa]

just get one of these

 

[xhaydenx]

I only know English, but I could try teaching you Russian.

 

[Uber_Noober]

First lesson in Italian

 

[PaddyO'malley]

Nah fam mi culd teach yuh Canadan tho

 

[Trabaho]

First lesson in Italian
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Buona notte amico

 

[Uber_Noober]

Buona notte amico

 

[Bobby00]

675 a hour and we got a deal.

 

[ssBaldy]

Per telefone. I give you my number. You teach me on whatsapp calls. I am not down to teach you German or Croatian. I wanna benefit. I mean if you speak Russian I can talk about the Croatian version of the words.

I bet noone will wanna do this. I mean what could I do with your number or you with mine ? Rob your contact list ? Actually if someone is an idiot they can record conversations, which should be ilegal, I mean even if. You or me gon leake it to youtube ? Like anyone cares.

So let´s post this thread and realize noone got the balls or other parts to do this. Like a call here there and explain words and sentences.

I figured I can do this professionaly. Simply pay someone who offers it cheap online.

Or just teach me in this thread.

I already know how to say cyka blyat. And kurva is polish, easy to confuse it for Russian. How do Russians say kurva ?

If someone is nice we can talk a bit have fun and learn.

3 2 1 everyone will dodge it.

I have no problem talking to you but fuck me I won't install Whatsapp, that messenger is a mess.
Also, Rissians use kurwa, just a lot more rarely than the Poles.

Here, i give you a new swear word for free.
Dolboyób - roughly translates as a fucking idiot, someone making obviously bad decisions and always getting in trouble.