Anybody Expecting That One Yearly Present This Weekend For Christmas?

[FyrFytr998]

Lot's of dudes not getting the concept here.

Every year at Xmas I get a membership renewal for the gun range from the wife.

 

[choke you]

Socks. Yup lots of socks.

 

[Banchan]

Socks. Yup lots of socks.

Your wife gets you socks?

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

christmas means the wife lets me do the anal as long as i dress up like santa claus and catch her stealing my cookies in her undies like a naughty girl at midnight.. whoohoo!

 

[RighteousWar]

 

[choke you]

Your wife gets you socks?

He's said yearly present so I felt like I had to pick one I got every year.

 

[Sycho Sid]

A dozen packs of orange tic tacs. My old roommate has given me that for the last 8 years.

 

[HARRISON_3]

I usually get a hangover each year.

Pretty psyched about it, tbh.

 

[Swiftie]

What are Presents?