Anybody else super jaded with the dating scene?

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  1. DyslexicDave

    DyslexicDave Banned Banned

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    I'm starting to feel like Paul Rudd's character in the 40 Year Old Virgin

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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    i thought his character was hung up on dat indian chick, not tired of datin
     
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    Slick_36 Born Again Primitive

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    So incredibly much. Worst part is, I met someone so amazing that no one will ever even come close to them, but they're 9,000 miles away so it will never happen.
     
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    DyslexicDave Banned Banned

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    True, but that affected his whole view on dating up until the end of the movie. I'm in a similar situation as him. Hung up on a girl that I shouldn't be and don't even feel like trying anymore...
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    "Super jaded with the dating scene"

    Sounds like a title or lyric to a mediocre emo song
     
  6. DyslexicDave

    DyslexicDave Banned Banned

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    well I have been listening to a lot of Dashboard recently
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    oh i thought this thread was about datin the same type of chicks so much that they all seem the same or like a blur, & ur just tired of the same old same old.

    1. meet up w) chick
    2. do activity (optional)
    3. dinner
    4. movie/clubbin/activity (optional)
    5.???
    6. profit & sex
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Not gonna lie "Vindicated" is an awesome song
     
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    Sure but "gotta play to win" as they say
     
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    DyslexicDave Banned Banned

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    It's moreso that I got fucked over pretty bad. I can get laid on my own accord, but I'm at the point that I don't even want to date or see these girls unless it's for a booty call. Most of which aren't down after I reveal my true intentions.
     
  11. Sharkey

    Sharkey Who finishes 3rd?

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    Close to "them"? You fell in love with conjoined twins didn't you? Bravo, Slick.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    bro it depends on what you're after if it's a "good time" then dating is fun if your looking for "the one" i.e wife. then you'll always come up disappointed. the key to successful dating is always be prepared to holla at a bird no matter where it's at, if you're doing the online thing send out as many emails as humanly possible.

    You wont score anything in the 7-10 range so don't even try unless your paid and or some version of Zackryder. sense i'll assume you're none of those qualifiers.

    1.Get some thing either cute but chunky or
    2. Hot bod but manly face
    3.Plenty of fish
    4.Mail Order Bride.

    if none of this advice works then it's you. and if it's you.... then in the immortal words of GYSGT Hartman





























    "CHOKE YOURSELF!!"
     
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    A.A. Riggs SAXOPHONE

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    What possible degeneracy have you in mind that even a booty call wouldn't be down with it?
     
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    Nah, a girl even more in to bugs than I am.
     
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    What I mean is that, I'll hook up with a chick and I have no intention of dating her, but I sense that she wants a bf. Really don't want to date because I'm in the horrible habit of comparing these girls to my ex. After smashing for the first time, I let it be known that all I want is a hook up. After I let my intentions be known, they are hardly up for the bootycall.
     
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    Fugazy Aka Ferrari Houseshoes

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    What?
     
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    Tip from experience: When a chick says she's super jaded from dating, it means she's a total slut and got passed around more than a dollar bill. Hit it and quit it, and don't stay around.
     
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    Slick_36 Born Again Primitive

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    She's going to school in zoology. I was joking a little with that statement, it's not just that.
     
  20. Sharkey

    Sharkey Who finishes 3rd?

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    She sounds amazing. Show some faith and realize that in today's age distance is no obstacle when it comes to true insecta love.
     

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