Anybody else a mean SOB in the morning?

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  1. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    I'm a mean ruthless son of a bitch in the morning and gradually, as the day goes on, I slowly gain my humanity and by bedtime I'm fucking Mr. Rogers.
     
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  2. Damien Karras Mirabile dichtu, don't you agree?

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    I peak at 11am. Early mornings pre-coffee I'm ok unless you give me shit for something before saying hello. That's when I snap.
     
  3. Bacco Silver Belt

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    I live inside my head till 11am
    Whoever speak to me before that, speak with my autopilot
     
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  4. Ezekiel 25:17 Purple Belt

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    Nope. I wake up and go to sleep with a smile on my face. I only get mean if someone disturbs me while I'm trying to take a shit. don't ever fucking interrupt me when im in my fucking sanctuary motherfuckers!
     
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  5. C-H-L Cool Hand (Just the Flu)ke

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    I'm a morning singer.
     
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  6. Jose Beehive No.1 Soldier Of God Gif User

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    Depends how much weed i've smoked, and what time i've gone to bed.
     
  7. lifelessheap Gold Belt

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    TS has diabetes.
     
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  8. Kandyland Brown Belt

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    If I woke up a virgin and an incel I'd wake up angry too.
     
  9. fingercuffs VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT Platinum Member

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    I'm a silentsinger.

    I wake up grumpy as hell then do a hand moisturising ritual with a couple of news anchors on TV at 6:50ish and it cheers me up loads. Daft, but it really does perk me up. They're both lovely.
     
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  10. biscuitsbrah Red Belt

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    Sometimes even if I get a full nights rest I can be highly irritable in the morning. Most mornings im probably slightly sleep deprived though so it makes me hate people
     
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  11. Badger67 Taxidea taxus

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    First 30 minutes or so of the day im a cunt. After that im normal.
     
  12. Goon Dog Furio Belt

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    Why don't you shut the fuck up. I don't need this bullshit. You come on here running your fucking mouth and I've had enough.













    Oh wait, it's nearly lunch time. Yes sir, sometimes I feel grouchy in the morning but it tends to wear off as the day progresses. Have a nice day.
     
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  13. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    If swear.... i had a nickel for every time one of my jokes went over mayberry's head
     
  14. bref Black Belt

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    If I'm pre-morning cigarette and coffee I can definitely be a cunt.
     
  15. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    I used to hate waking up in the morning. But now I get to wake up to my sons smiling face and I look forward to it. I definitely enjoy my naps, though.
     
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  16. KnightTemplar Beskar Belt Platinum Member

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    Isn't he starting to smell a bit now?;)
     
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  17. IloveTHIS Humble Narcissist

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    If someone is consistently mean during any part of the day/night then they are just mean and shouldn't blame it on morning or whatever and work on it.

    Just IMO!

    The only time I am mean is right after work when I'm anxious to get home. Anyone that stands in the way of that, be it on the road or in a store etc, will be met with great violence
     
  18. TeTe Kaep's white privileged upbringing belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I'm a night owl so I struggle early in the morning. After some coffee and a couple hours I'm good to go.
     
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  19. SSgt Dickweed Red Belt

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    I'm definitely cranky in the morning. I come around an hour after breakfast.
     
  20. Cantona7 Purple Belt

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    I can be, especially during the week, but I tend to perk up a bit once Carol Kirkwood does the weather forecast on BBC Breakfast, that’s guaranteed to improve my mood...
     
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