Any way out for Wanderlei?

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  1. Defender

    Defender Blue Belt

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    Is there any way out for him?

    Say you're his biggest fan - is there any excuse or anything he can do to reconcile?
     
  2. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    The truth. Whatever it may be is always the best approach.

    Don't insult our intelligence by saying you didn't know you were on something, you had an emergency, etc etc.

    Just tell us the truth.
     
  3. footodors

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    He had eye problems, couldn't see taking the test.
     
  4. SaintSoldier

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    Was he sparring with Jon Jones before?
     
  5. tmer25

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    That didn't take long
     
  6. pclanadmin2

    pclanadmin2 SFA3 Belt

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    that is quite funny.

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  7. jei

    jei Danger Zone Admin Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    The truth will set him free.
     
  8. The Clinch

    The Clinch Middle-Earth with Glee-Glop and the Floopty-Doos. Platinum Member

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    Dude had a previous engagement to get to.

    NBA playoffs are serious shit boyo.
     
  9. shonuf

    shonuf Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    The only thing he could say was he had diarrhea. That's a pretty universally accepted excuse for anything ever.
     
  10. ryun253

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    bullet with butterfly wings.
     
  11. Defender

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    But even if he tells the truth - I think we all know it's not good.
    If the rumor is true, that he walked out instead of taking a test....

    The truth is always best, even late.
    But an ugly truth is still ugly.


    He's going to be angry and embarrassed and no telling how he'll react.


    "Didn't see it coming" - good one.
     
  12. Jesse James

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    Jon NEVER does, does he?....Normally the first round he has those feelers out!
     
  13. GBcrazy

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    He could say he thought those guys that came in the gym were impostors
     
  14. Fight Professor

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    He should say Sonnen is not worth his time and he just wanted to get paid for doing TUF.
     
  15. Defender

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    Awesome. Could argue that in court.
     
  16. Readybodisready

    Readybodisready Banned Banned

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    Not just that but use the Serena Williams excuse. That the drug testers looked "suspicious" and maybe even dangerous so Wand was only trying to take care of his own safety.
     
  17. footodors

    footodors Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    supposedly this is one of the testers that Wand ran away from:

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  18. I Hate You

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    Well, if there is a side door, he will find it.
     
  19. Defender

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    That guy looks totally legit.
     
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    Nice.
     

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