I had one kinda bad experience.
Even though it was a Saturday but I found out through FB that there was going to be a feminist rally down-town, I got ready and went to order an UBER driver. The guy shows up in a Toyota Corolla and I tell him where I need to go, he seemed like a nice enough guy but he was kinda nosey and kept asking me lots of personal questions. Due to this he missed my stop and we ended up in a bad part of town, a couple of punks approached the car and demanded we give them money. I told the driver to lock the doors once I got out, as I exited the car one of the young punks demanded I give them my wallet. I told him to be quiet but this pissed him off something fierce and he charged at me, I countered him with a perfect right hook and he was out like a sack of shit.
The second guy manages to get me with a cheap shot but I fire back with a 1-2 punch combo and he's out quicker than Billy Cosby's last date. Then the last punk charges at me with brass knuckles and manges to clip me right on the chin and I'm on queer street, barely keeping my composure, he's teeing off on me and I can barely defend myself. Then out of nowhere I hear "get away from him" but the punk is still punching me, then I hear a thud and the punk is out cold. Turns out my good friend Nicolas Cage came to my rescue and by pure coincidence he was on his way to the feminist rally as well but got lost on the way. So we get back in the UBER car, thank the driver and give him a nice tip for his troubles. We managed to make it to the feminist rally where we proceeded to whip out our dicks and piss off the protesters.
