Any sherdoggers never hook up with a friend's sister?

i've hooked up with my cousins' friends but not friends' relatives. i didn't really have friends to begin with, and even with my acquaintances, few of them had sisters close in age to us.
 
A friend of mine had a house in the Gasp
 
When I was 15 my best friends 19 year old sister took it up on herself to teach me the birds and the bees lol. She was hot but almost hippie like. We would hook up randomly for a decade until she moved to Colorado. My friend knew but didn't care, he actually didn't get along with her.
 
Thinking about that time makes me sad, because she was hit and killed by a drunk driver on a trip to that little town. The only person who had any idea why I was so emotional at her funeral was my friend, who knew what had been going on.

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Yeah man, I had a similar situation. A GF of mine had this super hot cousin and we all went to a mall and Gf's cousin was blatantly flirting with me. Really fucking obvious. I wanted to pursue it. I saw her one more time before she got killed by a gravel truck. I am still haunting by what could have been if only I tried to hook up some shit the last time I saw her. The most beautiful fake blonde I have ever known. Now to drown out my memory with alcohol.
 
Both of his sisters. One was a year younger and the other 3 years younger. I did the younger one and her best friend on the same night. Good times!
 
What do you mean by this? Were they your legit friends? Like you would hang out watch the game go out to bars with these guys?
And are you talking about some weird ass cuckold shit?

If so, I would wonder why you are hanging out with losers with no spine.

If they are just some cuckold bitches you met online and that is all it is, then that is different.

I don't think be friends with a person so spineless as to let me fuck his wife ffs.

Ive never met a man who would let another man fuck his wife.
Lay off the porn dude...
 
Not related but i just feel like sharing this...
I fucked/went out with girl (a) then fucked/went out with her friend (b) who i met at a's bday party. Then fucked girl b's roomate (c) then fucked c's sister (d) then fucked c and d's cousin (f). Somewhere in between i fucked b's other friend (g).
Ive always liked that story...all of them are latinas BX 8s -9s.
 
Ive never met a man who would let another man fuck his wife.
Lay off the porn dude...

Ok, so no weirdo cuck shit. You fuck your friends wives and GFs behind their back? Do you know what a friend is? If you are fucking someone's SO, you are not their friend and a piece of shit and you would straight up deserve to get murdered by their BF.
 
I took my friends sisters virginity. Dated for two years. She actually came up with this stupid user name lol. We broke up eventually. I don't talk to that friend anymore. I don't like talking about her. I hate her. But I still love what we had. He will always talk about the past. And about her. So I just don't talk with him anymore. Kinda hearts the heart a little.
 
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Ok, so no weirdo cuck shit. You fuck your friends wives and GFs behind their back? Do you know what a friend is? If you are fucking someone's SO, you are not their friend and a piece of shit and you would straight up deserve to get murdered by their BF.

I deserve to get murdered?
Whoa slow down there Kim Jong-Un.
You're putting vagina on too high of a pedestal.
Its just vagina..."there's more where that came from".
Besides I'm not the one who vowed to be faithful and honor them.
I never once came on to them...their bitches chose me.
And to be fair if they hadnt chose me they would have chose someone else. You cant turn a hoe into a housewife fool.
 
My friend and I banged each other's sisters.
 
I deserve to get murdered?
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Absolutely. Why do you think you are friends with a person who you totally and completely betray? We are both new yorkers so to some extent we have something in common. But we are from two completely different cultures. I would die before I fuck my friends wives/gf---like I mean my real friends who I would do anything for.

All your talk about putting pussy on a pedestal is hypocritical as fuck. There are so many hot girls in NY, that to have to fuck your buddies GF/wives is putting pussy on a pedistal---whatever relationships you have, they are all worth less than getting laid.

How the fuck is that not putting pussy on the ultimate pedestal? Getting laid is above all other things---um, that is exactly what is meant by putting pussy on a pedestal. I suggest you consult a dictionary.

Hopefully, your friends are dumb as fuck spineless cuckold bitches, otherwise, you will end up dead over it. If you think real men would not put you in the ground for this shit, you are sadly mistaken.
This is real talk. I would kill over it in a second with no regrets at all. I know this is just anonymous internet talk and shit, but I am completely 100% serious and I think there is a great number of people who believe the same on this subject.

As far as cuckold/porn talk, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. Hopefully you are just an internet bullshitter.
 
Absolutely.

How the fuck is that not putting pussy on the ultimate pedestal? Getting laid is above all other things---um, that is exactly what is meant by putting pussy on a pedestal. I suggest you consult a dictionary.
This is real talk. I would kill over it in a second with no regrets at all.

You would rather face life in prison than get a divorce and keep it moving? Lol.
I dont think pussy is worth it but youre not alone.
There are a lot of dumbasses doing life over some pussy.
 
I deserve to get murdered?

Absolutely.

Uptown Swinger, Shokushu Goukan, first off lemme tell you both that I like you. You're both good posters, and your jib cuts are at times exceptional. I'm a fan of both of you.

But these quotes made me lmao. Like, I'm tearing I'm laughing so hard. Sorry I'm laughing at such a bastardly stated answer, US, and at your expense, but goddamn is that funny.
 
Doesn't sound like you're much of a brother tbh

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Thanks Bobby, you seem like a nice guy.
I would NOT fuck you sister.
 
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