Any NEW Phobias developed from joining Sherdogs UFC Discussion?

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  1. Kwinkle Kwink

    Kwinkle Kwink Green Belt

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    Any NEW Phobias developed from joining Sherdog's UFC Discussion?
    Since joining, when I go to public places, I keep thinking everyone is a sociopath!!

    A Beautiful girl was interested in me and was waiting for me to ask her out.
    I took one look at her Pointy Elbows, and I was out of there!!
    I have been alone ever since!!!
    :(:oops:
     
  2. Phi-

    Phi- Purple Belt

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    Only serious phobia is from reading shit threads like yours.
     
  3. SJP_SevenLaker

    SJP_SevenLaker Brown Belt

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  4. Credo

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    Helax motherfocker it’s just a forum.
    Now go get em tiger!
     
  5. 0verlord

    0verlord Brown Belt

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    Phobia of clicking on shit threads like this one.
     
  6. Clippy

    Clippy I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan

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    Phobia of reading reused jokes
     
  7. 0verlord

    0verlord Brown Belt

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    Clippy phobia :*
     
  8. honzo

    honzo Brown Belt

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    I once said to a hot girl "I'm a sherdogger" n she instantly jumped all over me.
    I realised that no girls use sherdog n I woke up crying
     
  9. Clippy

    Clippy I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan

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    @grimballer has developed a GOATphobia evidented by him constantly hating on the one true GOAT .
    Other shills such as @20falarVerdades suffer from that phobia also.
     
  11. TheOldMan

    TheOldMan The Geriatric Motherfucker Yellow Card

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    Not necessarily phobias, but I sometimes have Sherdog related thoughts:

    Sometimes I'll see a hot woman and think "Wow I wish she was in the pointy titty thread on Sherdog." <Lmaoo>
    Sometimes I'll see something, anything, and think "That'd make a great shoop thread."

    I'll randomly see things that resemble an AV I've seen on here. 90% of the time I can never remember who's.
     
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  12. MeanStreets

    MeanStreets Orange Belt

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    Yes, receding hairline
     
  13. Chael_Sonnen

    Chael_Sonnen GAY CHEESE BLESS!!

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    Yes, I go outside and nobody is 6'4 and ripped like us sherdoggers. Thats why I don't go outside anymore.
     
  14. SuBB

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    I got phobiaed a long time ago here when that military seviceman posted their wedding photos which i thought he was trolling and it turned out to be real, and now each time i see a wedding photo that couple comes to my mind and its messing me up...
     
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  15. TSexy

    TSexy White Belt

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    I've developed af serious case of shittythreadophobia with a touch of wrongoforumphobia.
     
  16. VVarhead

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    Sherdog made me hate MMA
     
  17. Nate banged my mom

    Nate banged my mom Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    That’s your fault. You should have known the Norwood reaper comes for us all before sherdoggin.

    whenever I see someone 6’5 250lb and 5% body fat I wonder what his username is here and if I had shit talked him at some point.
     
  18. Mortal Wombat

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    Im cautious around 115lb women
     
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    Jon Jones is the baddest man on the planet, but he is a very nice man so I have no reason to hate or be scared
     
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