Shit TS, I always thought you were a solid poster but this shit aint gonna fly.
So I sent a link to this thread to my good friend Nic Cage. He called me back almost immediately and flipped his shit, and I mean he was fucking PISSED saying "since when the fuck do I listen to Kid Rock????". I haven't seen him this pissed off in a while and he was saying all sorts of shit about the TS, at one point I think he mentioned sodomy. Anyway, he calls me up and says he's picking me up and we're gonna take care of some shit. He pulls up in his 1935 one of a kind Rolls-Royce Phantom and we drive up to TS's house. Nic Cage rings the doorbell and TS answers but he's also completely shocked that Nicolas fucking Cage showed up to his house but before he could say anything the Cage lands a stinging jab that staggers TS and he goes inside. I follow to see the action and I see TS trying to take Cage down with a double leg, but Cage easily stuffs it and TS receives a few knees for his troubles. Nic Cage is relentless and starts landing some bombs and TS goes down for the count. We waited till he woke up and Nicolas Cage explained to him that he doesn't listen to kid rock and not to sully his good name by saying shit like that, TS apologised and Nic accepted and that was that.