Anti-Cat thread!

[Alphaboy]

Seriously, F cats you!

They are unpleasant creatures.

• Unlike dogs, when you call them, they ignore your ass and stare.

• They're always throwing up all over your crap!

• They will jump on your counters and you can't leave food out.

• You can't pick up chicks with your cat.

• Their litter box reeks! Especially the bastards that are too lazy to cover their poop up.

• They don't protect you when you're attacked... Except for one instance I can think of (a boy on his bike).

• If you try to bathe them, they can scratch that crap out of you.

• They attack your feet under the covers.



Does anyone have anything else to add?

Dogs are superior.

 

[Horse Style]

The Cat Molesting Brigade (@Cint @Isa and those other dudes whose names I can't remember) will be here shortly to yell at you

 

[Alphaboy]

The Cat Molesting Brigade (@Cint @Isa and those other dudes whose names I can't remember) will be here shortly to yell at you

Well, those 2 are going to have to use sound logic (as opposed to emotion) to prove me wrong.

 

[Nimrod]

Cats are cunts .. Not only that but i think there also bastards

 

[ShinkanPo]

This will be Catastrophic

 

[MaureenCretis]

My cat would fillet you like a slab of tuna. Apex predator.

 

[Guestx]

Cats do suck.

I've met a lot of cats in my life and maybe three or four of them were actually cool.

Fuck 'em.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

90% of cats are just pieces of shit.

 

[Andersons Foot]

I took in a stray recently. She came up to me outside of my house and was meowing so I felt bad, couldn't leave her outside with no food. I cleaned her up but she kept jumping up onto the kitchen counter so I kept her in the little screened in patio we have for a while. She stays outside now but I leave food out for her every night, she hangs around the house mostly.

 

[Hearse Lightning]

 

[nostradumbass]

Dogs are needy and I have a job. I don't need to come home from work and find that my dog spent the whole time crying and pissing and shitting all over the house.

 

[ToxicShocker]

They walk on your face at 3am.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Dogs are needy and I have a job. I don't need to come home from work and find that my dog spent the whole time crying and pissing and shitting all over the house.

Buy dogs in pairs and they entertain eachother

 

[SRN]

My cat reading this thread.

 

[astrozician]

Anyone who doesn't like cats simply has inferior DNA. And that's the final word on this matter.

 

[Kanuck99]

A cat won't lick the peanut butter off your genitals.

 

[Cantona7]

Our neighbours cats insist on using our garden as a litter tray. Help me out with an argument I’m having with my missus, would it be out of order to collect the shit and post it through their letterbox?

 

[ralphc1]

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/lion-attacks-owner.3758267/#post-140923575

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

 

[Fatt Hughes]