the stories are funnier when told in person, When I used to work at local power meets as a judge, etc. There was always a group who would hang around and help the meet director clean up, etc and then would head for the breakfast bar at Shoneys and get around a table in the back room and I would tell stories like these for about 3 hours--we will have to have Sherdog get together someday
If they're funnier in person, then I would spend the entire time laughing. I laugh my ass off at them now.