Anderson Silva defense: 'Sexual performance'

weidman truly took his soul

Seems he took a lot more

Lol! Only Anderson's wife can truly admit if he's on the up and up though. Honestly I think Anderson knows whats really going down and he'll get things figured out.

At least A-Rod admitted juicing. That's more than I can say for Silva.

Awe.. You have respect for people that cheat as long as they admit to it later. Let me let you in on a secret.. They don't give two shits what anyone of us think and the only reason why A-Rod admitted to anything is #1 he got caught and #2 he didn't want to fuck himself any further.

Cheaters are still just that, whether they admit to doing it or not. I don't care if they roid or not, especially in MMA.
 
Must have had a BBQ with Chael to come up with this shit.

Now that you mention it, maybe that story chael told about making Silva's wife make him a steak is true. No wonder he is claiming he was taking E.D. medications.
 
Lol, if there's one thing you can count on from Anderson is that whatever he does its going to be epic or bizarre. Good, bad, win, or lose.

True GOAT.

I know you live to call him a GOAT of something and I gotta hand it to you man, he came up with the GOAT steroid excuse. Chael was close with the "helps to conceive" but this is straight up admitting limp dick, in order to attempt a little bit of leniency from the board.

2 years from now he will release videos of him talking shit and pointing finger, looking angry, with some good death metal on the background.
 
Oh, yeah, that's totally believable... :rolleyes:

And people expect us to believe CABMMA and Team Aldo are doing nothing suspicious either.

ROFL - fucking excuse making is strong in Brazil and their fans.
 
I don't think he has a problem with sexual performance.

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he needs a vasectomy
 
Maybe he saw his wife googling how to cook a steak medium rare.
 
Where can I find this awesome sexual performance drug?

GOAT excuse BTW. Gotta give him that.
 
Makes sense. I don't see why he'd lie about something so personal

Dude, your 100% defense all things Brazilian is remarkable.

I'd love to hear your thoughts on Wanderlei.

Also, back on topic, I'm a huge Anderson fan, but this is f'ing nuts.

I'm just going to assume that even in his defense he is trolling the public and NSAC because there's no sane way to present this.

If Anderson dodges punishment with this utter freakshow of a defense I will chalk it up to corruption and/or the Illuminati.

Also, I'll be quite happy.
 
Who cares. I hope he beats the case so we can see him fight again. Any long term suspension will likely end the GOAT's career.
 
Man, these boys are getting crazier and crazier. Why can't anyone ever just come out and admit they cheated and got caught. These days everyone is lactating, tainted viagra or was sabotaged by the UFC.
 
So Anderson's name is cleared then. Cuz nobody out there would actually admit to having ED except to their doctor.
 
Oh, yeah, that's totally believable... :rolleyes:

And people expect us to believe CABMMA and Team Aldo are doing nothing suspicious either.

ROFL - fucking excuse making is strong in Brazil and their fans.

I'm really surprised you still post here. I would have thought you'd do the right thing and close your account out of embarrassment.
 

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