Anderson and his family

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  1. MoMurdah

    MoMurdah Orange Belt

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    I wouldn't be surprised if all of this charade is so he doesn't have to look his kids in the eyes and admit he cheated.
     
  2. loisestrad

    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Now he has to look them in the eyes and tell them he can't get hard.


    Win...
     
  3. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    He cheated at sex though. How's he gonna explain that one to his kids?
     
  4. MoMurdah

    MoMurdah Orange Belt

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    toxoplasmosis and cell phone signals
     
  5. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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  6. Fanu

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    lol, like his kids give a fuck whether or not he cheated
    he is a multimillionare with his kids having everything they need and then some

    I am sure they are fully aware that steroid use is wide spread in MMA (and every other sport where money is involved) and that their father explained it to them.
     
  7. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Yeah, great idea. Now it requires a talk about how he needs medicine to make his penis hard so he can put it in their mother's vagina. And by the way, all the kids at your school know too.
     
  8. Merlotte's

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    If my dad ever told me that I had to be conceived with the aid of erectile dysfunction meds it would feel as if I was never really a part of the family to begin with.
     
  9. Kierkegaard

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    His viagra excuse doesnt seem that far-fetched.
     
  10. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    So, Dad, was Mom having trouble getting aroused too? Was the natural lubrication enough or did you have to use something from the drugstore?
     
  11. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    "Dad, I can't believe you cheated me into existence..."

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  12. Blanqa Blanqua

    Blanqa Blanqua Silver Belt

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    Pretty sure that's a bannable offense there KierkEgaard
     
  13. MoMurdah

    MoMurdah Orange Belt

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    well, i remember reading something about how his son was online defending his dad immediately after the positive test.
     
  14. scorpipede

    scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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    dem lips doe
     
  15. irollnaked

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    looks a bit like dmx's wife

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  16. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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  17. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    This is very sad. I hope this guy is joking.

    "He's rich so his kids don't give a shit whether or not their dad is an ethical guy."
     
  18. Toxxus

    Toxxus The Ancient One

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    Look kids, if I no take Thai dick pill, you no exist.
    Is good I take Thai dick pill for you.
     
  19. Toxxus

    Toxxus The Ancient One

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    C'mon man. Anyone actually in the sport, even at an amateur level, knows that virtually everyone is on something.

    If you only want to see ethical fighters you're going to be watching BJ Penn vs. Roy Nelson rematches for years.
     
  20. Rex Kwon Do

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    We're talking about kids and their father. Not you and I on a forum.
     

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