an alien offers u a free ride to its planet *with clarifications

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  1. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    You are sitting on your couch eating bbq chicken and watching ufc fight night. All of a sudden you notice an odd light in your backyard. You come outside to investigate and realize you see two creatures you've never seen before. They stand upright and look like this
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    They are able to communicate and offer you a ride to their home planet. They show you images of their planet which brings up feelings of great euphoria that youve never felt before. They offer you ten years on their planet. You wouldn't have to work but there are no other humans to have consensual sex with. You can however chose 1 person to come with you if you want. They insure ur safety and optional return in ten years. You wouldn't be able to communicate with anyone on earth, no Internet or sherdog or tv.
    Do you travel to the unknown?
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    *clarifications:
    you can have consensual sex with the partner you bring. but you cant have non consensual sex with said partner. the aliens wouldn't allow it
    yes they are giant aliens (lets say 10x larger), but they are peaceful
    it is 10 years human time
    you will have a nice toilet/bathroom and some sort of home
    it is not a zoo for the aliens

    i think that covers the needed clarifications for now.
     
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  2. Spindrift0036

    Spindrift0036 Brown Belt

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    Hell no

    fuck this
     
  3. Kiddo716

    Kiddo716 Cubic Zirconia Belt

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    so sex with the aliens is not an option?
     
  4. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    It is if you find a willing alien. However u are unsure about the compatiblities
     
  5. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    You've got the wrong guy.
    My interest in all things dry humping ended my sophmore year in high school.
     
  6. PAUonePUNCH

    PAUonePUNCH Black Belt

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    Without hesitation. It may backfire on me but I wouldn't even think twice about it.
     
  7. osudude

    osudude Red Belt

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    Well I have kids, so no.
     
  8. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    IRL though.... I'd kick them both in the pills and steal their gold chains.
     
  9. osudude

    osudude Red Belt

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    Wait a minute, what's going on here with the creepy marionettes they're toting?
     
  10. Matt4786

    Matt4786 Gold Belt

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    Yeah. Who would be a good person to bring with you so that everyone was forced to believe you when you get back?
     
  11. PAUonePUNCH

    PAUonePUNCH Black Belt

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    Gary Busey
     
  12. berimBOWLoh

    berimBOWLoh Silver Belt

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    i'd touch that alien with teh jab. pepper, everywhere.
     
  13. Spindrift0036

    Spindrift0036 Brown Belt

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    Oh and btw , take a look at this

    Twin Paradox

    10 alien years might be like 30+ human years , so absolutely not
     
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    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    :D
    Amen
     
  15. seatea

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    There is a catch somewhere, and I'm guessing it involves probes and anus'.
     
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    I'd beat the shit out of them and tell them get off my property or else I'll blow up their planet.
     
  17. fingercuffs

    fingercuffs and now my bitter hands Platinum Member

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    So I can take my husband but can't have sex with him?
     
  18. Snoowpy

    Snoowpy Blue Belt

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    Letsa go.
     
  19. lapollarecords

    lapollarecords Red Belt

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    are those the same species of Frieza from DBZ?
     
  20. MC Paul Barman

    MC Paul Barman Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    You can eskimo kiss him
     

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