America... you dun goofed.

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As we all watch with morbid fascination as the presidential election unfolds, I can't help but wonder how one the greatest and most powerful nations on earth is being forced to chose between a souless shrew and pumpkin colored ego-maniac as its next leader.

In this history of American politics, no two candidates have ever been so disliked.

Both parties can be blamed for being so dysfunctional that suitable candidates have either been forced out or refuse to run.

So War Room, what were the series of unfortunate events have brought us ot this precipe of darkness (and yes, I know I'm Canadian, but the whole world is going to be affected by the elections outcome). Imagine, on November 9th, you will wake up to either this:

crazy-hillary.jpg


or this:
donaldtrumphairflying.jpg


... as your next leader (while the rest of the world goes)

ambdoo.gif
 
Trudeau isn't something to write home about either..
 
As we all watch with morbid fascination as the presidential election unfolds, I can't help but wonder how one the greatest and most powerful nations on earth is being forced to chose between a souless shrew and pumpkin colored ego-maniac as its next leader.

In this history of American politics, no two candidates have ever been so disliked.

Both parties can be blamed for being so dysfunctional that suitable candidates have either been forced out or refuse to run.

So War Room, what were the series of unfortunate events have brought us ot this precipe of darkness (and yes, I know I'm Canadian, but the whole world is going to be affected by the elections outcome). Imagine, on November 9th, you will wake up to either this:

crazy-hillary.jpg


or this:
donaldtrumphairflying.jpg


... as your next leader (while the rest of the world goes)

ambdoo.gif
Canada...lulz.

Guess who'll be there for you when all them muzlimz your letting in decide to go bananas!?

#Murica
 
Trump is officially the only viable pro second ammendment candidate.

 
Canada...lulz.

Guess who'll be there for you when all them muzlimz your letting in decide to go bananas!?

#Murica

You misunderstand me - I love my American neighbors (heck, my brother and his family lives in California). That is why it pains me to see you guys being forced to choose between a turd and a different shaped turd for your president.

Seriously, out the 300+ million people that live in America, this is who has been chosen to represent the country?
 
You misunderstand me - I love my American neighbors (heck, my brother and his family lives in California). That is why it pains me to see you guys being forced to choose between a turd and a different shaped turd for your president.

Seriously, out the 300+ million people that live in America, this is who has been chosen to represent the country?
Do you not recall our California Governor elections a few years back!?

Gary Coleman, The Terminator, and a porno star.

Sigh.
 
You misunderstand me - I love my American neighbors (heck, my brother and his family lives in California). That is why it pains me to see you guys being forced to choose between a turd and a different shaped turd for your president.

Seriously, out the 300+ million people that live in America, this is who has been chosen to represent the country?

Don't ask questions. Weven are America. We do what we want. The world is our oyster.

-T
 
I actually think that the two party system handicaps moderate candidates who would appeal to a broader range of people (and isn't ideologically married to a particular stance). I hate that if you are almost always expected to vote along party lines, or scuttle opposing legislation even if you may agree with it.
 
Trudeau isn't something to write home about either..
he's from Toronto so he likely never heard of Trudeau and thought that his mayor was Canadas PM.
 
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he's from Toronto so he likely never heard of Trudeau and thought that his mayor was Canadas PM.

I can understand after getting used to Rob Ford you'd get a tad spoiled when it comes to professional statesmen.
 
I don't know what's gonna happen. Crooked HIllary probably can't get elected. If Trump is really not Illuminatti, he won't be president. I don't know what will happen, but probably something crazy.
 
Has a 3rd party candidate ever been moderately successful in the general election? (Ross Perot is the only one that comes to mind).

I would love to see Bloomberg throw his hat into the ring.
 
Has a 3rd party candidate ever been moderately successful in the general election? (Ross Perot is the only one that comes to mind).

I would love to see Bloomberg throw his hat into the ring.
If there is any year for that to happen, this is the year that it could.
 
Has a 3rd party candidate ever been moderately successful in the general election? (Ross Perot is the only one that comes to mind).

I would love to see Bloomberg throw his hat into the ring.

Eh, the fact is most people go into the voting booth to vote for a letter, not a name. The number of actual independent voters is very small, and many of those are just posturing to make themselves seem credible. Actually, this election it might be non-existent. No one is actually on the fence between Trump and Hillary, they are deciding whether or not to vote in general.
 
I can understand after getting used to Rob Ford you'd get a tad spoiled when it comes to professional statesmen.
Very true. We do know how to pick turds. Which I guess give us an advantage of spotting other turds? Lol
 
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