Alright I'm 90% sure that I'm infected

[migeru29]

Don't worry, not the Chinese virus. However, what you are describing is EXACTLY how I felt right before I died of full blown AIDS.

blown AIDS i now a thing of the past, no longer funny.

 

[migeru29]

Another wannabe tough guy in Cali..

how am I saying that I'm tough? I just told you guys how I feel fine (overall), nothing tough about it, unless things get complicated.

 

[clutchCAT420]

 

[Noveltymortar]

blown AIDS i now a thing of the past, no longer funny.

I laughed.

 

[Clippy]

how am I saying that I'm tough? I just told you guys how I feel fine (overall), nothing tough about it, unless things get complicated.

You just KO'D the coronovirus

What's your next trick

 

[Communion]

I'm 5'11 207 lbs ripped as fuck and have some sniffle action. Am I a coronavirus?

 

[migeru29]

I'm 5'11 207 lbs ripped as fuck and have some sniffle action. Am I a coronavirus?

you might and it might not evolve from there. still take some vitamin D which seems to work very well against corona; get it from food sources and the real deal which is vitamin D3 - not bullshit plant based D2.
D3 you get it from salmon, tuna, egg yolks, etc.

 

[jimbob27]

I get the corona symptoms when I smoke weed but they're always gone by the morning.

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

Maybe Lyme disease. Probably AIDS.

 

[GSP_37]

It could be a lot of things bro. Have you licked any toilet seats recently?

He could have inhaled the virus particles dispersed into the air via flushing toilet that had coronavirus doo doo or ejaculate floating in there.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

perfect human being got sick.. derp

 

[Zer]

He could have inhaled the virus particles dispersed into the air via flushing toilet that had coronavirus doo doo or ejaculate floating in there.

Wait, you can catch coronavirus from a money shot?

 

[GSP_37]

Wait, you can catch coronavirus from a money shot?

A while back they found coronavirus in semen. Why they decided to check there, I dunno.

 

[genecop]

military components parts factory

Can you mail me a grenade launcher if I pay postage?

 

[Shane-O-Mac]

perhaps you should get tested instead of posting on sherdog

 

[migeru29]

Can you mail me a grenade launcher if I pay postage?

We manufacture components not the whole assembly sorry pal

 

[migeru29]

You just KO'D the coronovirus

What's your next trick

nothing special about it really. thousands of people had, im not special and was expected due to my health habits and physical activity.

 

[Midnighter]

RIP, man.

I'll make sure your name won't be forgotten.

 

[GSP_37]

because i (most probably) just find out that this shit is weak and people are being over dramatic?

You don't even know you actually had coronavirus and declare it's weak. Typical Sherdogger.

The other day, I had dry throat and recovered. Maybe I whooped coronavirus' ass too.

 

[j123]

It could be that you lost all your likes

It definitely weakens peoples immune system