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  1. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    VulcanNervPinch Silver Belt

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    When you turn, doesn't it dump your food in your lap?
     
  3. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Highway driving
     
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    EyeOfNewt Green Belt

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    I thought you murdered your wife
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    ssBaldy Russian belt

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    And I thought he decided to off himself by eating 40 lbs of cheeseburgers.
     
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  7. rj144

    rj144 Red Belt

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    Mahogany isn't gourmet wood. In the world of acoustics guitars, it's run of the mill. You want Brazilian rosewood, African Blackwood, or Cocobolo:

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    Or, go with mahogany from "The Tree":

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    I have a Zirciote guitar:

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  8. STRYDG

    STRYDG Blue Belt

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    Are you an obese American?
     
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  9. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    Not another anti- Mahogany prick

    so sick of these Mahogany haters

    all that wood living rent free in your head
     
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  10. Clippy

    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    It's not Tuesday yet
     
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    rj144 Red Belt

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    You don't know where Clippy is from? Come on man.
     
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  13. rj144

    rj144 Red Belt

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    Yup. I only have one hog guitar just so I'm not a total prick.
     
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    EvilDDS Black Belt

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    Damn dude, at least put your steering wheel the right way, trying to trick us and pretend you don't drive a mazda. Nothing to be ashamed of, they're good vehicles
     
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    JAEGERX Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    how do you not kill yourself with that on the car, cant you just hold a giant sandwich on one hand like a normal person
     
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    HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    some people like to be proper and use a knife and fork
     
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    Clippy I got too many pots on the stove

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    brb gunna go for a drive
     
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    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    Scientists have finally invented something good
     
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  20. rj144

    rj144 Red Belt

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    Here's my only hog:

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    Walnut is even better:

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