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All I Want for Christmas is CM Punk

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by BeerCityBandit, Dec 22, 2016.

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    So I've been doing this stand up comedy thing for about a year now, and I decided to incorporate my love of MMA for the first time. I think it went over pretty well with the live crowd, but really you guys are my target audience. I know it's a little long, but I highlight some things I've experienced in training along with making fun of CM Punk. I sincerely hope you guys dig it.
     
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    I have watched for 5 minutes and I havent smiled or chuckled once. Your delivery is monotonous and that could be used to hilarious effect but here it isnt. It especially shows its flaws when you simulated the dialogue between two guys.

    Dont worry though as long as you're likeable you may make a career out of it. Joe Rogan is a sh*tty comedian but he still sells out.
     
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  8. PutUpYourDux - Double Yellow Card

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    Too much story, not enough punchlines.

    A pro comedian will drop a punchline like every 10 seconds.

    People have short attention spans so if you're not making them laugh frequently they're going to zone out.
     
  9. Ether13 Purple Belt

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    Way funnier than Rogan's standup.
     
  10. ClosetVitorFan Silver Belt

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    Good stories but not funny. This sounds like a lot of gym/mma stories I have. Similar. They're not really funny. Talk about other stuff. Take a trip to Tijuana Mexico. Instant hilarity.
     
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  11. HaikenEdge Rationality will win the day.

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  12. James Baller Black Belt Double Yellow Card

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    A few observations:

    - TS has a mustache. That's always a plus in my book.
    - That heckler was brutal. "Wrestling is almost as fake as your audience laughing." But fuck him. Hecklers are whores.
    - When TS describes sparring, there are way more funny ways to go about it than "I learned I could take a punch, but I learned I don't like punching people" (paraphrasing). Like maybe, "I learned I could take a punch. My head was like a speedbag." (I'm no comic, I'm just saying).
    - TS mentions "Booberry" cereal. Another plus.
     
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  13. Why So Serious Purple Belt

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    Why? This is the approximate reception I'd anticipated. I knew where I was posting this. Did it anyway. Fuck it. At least someone's watching.
     
  15. mikeyModo White Belt

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    guts for posting. i watched the whole thing and could relate to it
     
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    Sorry, buddy. I love and respect the career of stand-up, but I think.it is.one of the.most.difficult thimgs to excel at. You have good stage presence, but you are telling stories, not jokes. Condense your lead up and evolve your punchline. I think you have a shot if you can write jokes well.
     
  17. Irishwhiskey119 Banned Banned

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    I'm HIGHLY HIGHLY embarrassed for you TS.
     
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  20. tapoutking Yellow Belt

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    Damn bro you balls to post anythimg personal on this shitshow some of the most brutal bastards it never been my pleasure to not meet
    Keep working on it ,
     
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