All fighters are F-level athletes compared to this guy.

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  1. Human Bass

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  2. Nerdslayer

    Nerdslayer Truthsayer

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    This thread is a W-level thread
     
  3. prikoke

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    His eyepokes would be devastating. Jones better watch out.
     
  4. Hans Gercmiov

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    But can he defend a double leg?
     
  5. mmafan559

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    his shocker must be devastating
     
  6. SKITZADACTYL

    SKITZADACTYL Gold Belt

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    i can do that while doing a flying gogoplate uppercut
     
  7. Human Bass

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    I bet he could poke a hole in the densest part of a human skull. The brain poker.
     
  8. GTS

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    One gimmick =/= athleticism
     
  9. Human Bass

    Human Bass Red Belt

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    You jelly.
     
  10. paynebringer

    paynebringer Titanium Ape Planet Belt... Always Defend ♠♠♠

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    If I weighed a buck ten I could do that shit too...
     
  11. BiasBEgone

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    I can do that.
     
  12. Blaspheme

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    The champ snorts mountains with his pinkies. GTFO
     
  13. Th3Sav4ge

    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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    pinkies, and his knuckles/thumb for support. pretty shitty way to exercise
     
  14. GSPSAKU

    GSPSAKU Brown Belt

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    One gimmick...but that's one heck of a gimmick.
     
  15. tombombadil

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    doubt it. Plus he's not that light.
     
  16. sickboy_1

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    That's not a gimmick you tool, it's serious core muscles and hand strength.
     
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    Your mother is an F level lay
     
  18. MacDre

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    You're making the assumption that this professional bouldering climber is only capable of this "one gimmick." He climbs some of the hardest problems and has been the first to ascend some of the hardest problems. If you don't consider a professional climber to have athleticism, you clearly know nothing about the sport. Thanks for your ignorant statement though.
     
  19. sparkyjohannsen

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    Strong pinkies = Greatest athlete on the planet.
     
  20. tombombadil

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    You're tougher to please than I am! I think she's solid. What she lacks in looks she makes up for in willingness to please.
     

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