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All fighters are F-level athletes compared to this guy.

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by Human Bass, Jan 15, 2015.

  1. Human Bass Red Belt

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  2. Nerdslayer Truthsayer

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    This thread is a W-level thread
     
  3. prikoke Brown Belt

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    His eyepokes would be devastating. Jones better watch out.
     
  4. Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

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    But can he defend a double leg?
     
  5. mmafan559 Black Belt

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    his shocker must be devastating
     
  6. SKITZADACTYL Steel Belt

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    i can do that while doing a flying gogoplate uppercut
     
  7. Human Bass Red Belt

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    I bet he could poke a hole in the densest part of a human skull. The brain poker.
     
  8. GTS Red Belt

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    One gimmick =/= athleticism
     
  9. Human Bass Red Belt

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    You jelly.
     
  10. Paynebringer Titanium Ape Planet Belt... Always Defend ♠♠♠

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    If I weighed a buck ten I could do that shit too...
     
  11. BiasBEgone Purple Belt

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    I can do that.
     
  12. Blaspheme White Belt

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    The champ snorts mountains with his pinkies. GTFO
     
  13. Th3Sav4ge "ON CHRISTMAS?!?!"

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    pinkies, and his knuckles/thumb for support. pretty shitty way to exercise
     
  14. GSPSAKU Brown Belt

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    One gimmick...but that's one heck of a gimmick.
     
  15. doubt it. Plus he's not that light.
     
  16. sickboy_1 Brown Belt

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    That's not a gimmick you tool, it's serious core muscles and hand strength.
     
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    Your mother is an F level lay
     
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    You're making the assumption that this professional bouldering climber is only capable of this "one gimmick." He climbs some of the hardest problems and has been the first to ascend some of the hardest problems. If you don't consider a professional climber to have athleticism, you clearly know nothing about the sport. Thanks for your ignorant statement though.
     
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    Strong pinkies = Greatest athlete on the planet.
     
  20. You're tougher to please than I am! I think she's solid. What she lacks in looks she makes up for in willingness to please.
     

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