All aboard the Ortega 2.0 express (good looking sherdoggers only)

[AldoStillGoat]

You have a crush on these guys?

sure

 

[rear naked ankle pick]

I'm good looking and i dont watch WMMA

 

[Talon81]

Beefcake checking in, let's go T-City1

you barely got in

the express is now closed for new entrants

If you would have waited a few minutes more the express would have been closed and you could have saved yourself the embarassment.
Instead: