Aliens give you a space ship and power over Earth......

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  1. Tropodan

    Tropodan Silver Belt

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    So here is the scenario. You are abducted by an advanced Alien race that has future aspirations of taking over earth for it's resources. So they need traitors and Allies among us to help them pave the way for their plans. In exchange for you're undying loyalty they give you a space ship far more advanced and outside of any Human capability. It's massive, the size of a Star cruiser. It has faster than light travel, it's technology makes it invincible to any human military technology. You are free to force your will on the governments of the world, and impose any changes you like. If America, or any country resists. You can punish them as you see fit. It's manned by a crew of loyal Aliens who give you council and support. You can also take with you any humans you like.

    But in Exchange for this you have to sell out humanity. Would you do it?
     
  2. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    i hope those fucking americans resist!
     
  3. markulous

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    Abso fuckin lutely

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  4. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Well it sounds like the aliens have the technology and firepower to take over Earth with or without your help. Might as well be on the winning side.
     
  5. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    no cuz loyalty

    also in b4 "i for one welcome our new alien overlords"
     
  6. Tropodan

    Tropodan Silver Belt

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    They arent evil. They would rather not cause a genocide hence wanting human help.
     
  7. Horse Style

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    So if they don't get human help, they'll give up and go home or will they try to take over anyway?
     
  8. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    but they are going to grab all our stuff and leave us to die, yes?
     
  9. Diamond Jim

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    This world has become a disease and I'm the cure.
     
  10. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Depends on the Star Cruiser. Trek or wars?
     
  11. Tropodan

    Tropodan Silver Belt

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    Most care more about rude words than animals going extinct.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    idk...



    earths gonna be the new krypton due them drilling & shizz to the earths core

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  13. Strychnine

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    No.

    Earth First!
     
  14. zackryder

    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    goddam. remind me to nvr entrust my life in ur guy's hands

    "curse u guys & ur sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!"
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    Kick Strickland Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    This feels like a psych test to see who is psychopathic
     
  17. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    "i'll blow this whole planet up!"

    "go ahead, i don't shop here."
     
  18. Tropodan

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    You're free to use your imagination. The point is its very large scale and is invincible to human tech. It has shields, cloaking ability, faster than light travel. Transporters, holodecks, and advanced weaponry. Destroying an American Naval fleet without a scratch would be nothing.
     
  19. thebluerider

    thebluerider caelgender ftw

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    so how many people do you kill in this little fantasy?
     
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    I for one welcome our alien overlords.
     

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