Alex Jones cucks critics: he can't be anti-Semitic cuz his Aryan wife has a big nose

[JosephDredd]

https://www.mediaite.com/online/ale...-by-citing-size-of-his-non-jewish-wifes-nose/

Supplement pitchman and InfoWars founder Alex Jones went on one of his signature rants this afternoon, answering to calls accusing him of being anti-semitic. The blistering dialogue started, as usual, by namedropping the alt-right’s favorite bogeyman, 87-year-old billionaire George Soros.

“Soros is a Nazi collaborator that helped round up thousands of his fellow Jews and then he has groups saying I’m a Nazi collaborator,” he claimed, failing to mention Soros would have been a kid when his fellow Jews were being rounded up.

Jones added, “He’s a Nazi. It just shows how reprobate and bankrupt the left has come.”

That’s when things took an even stranger turn. Jones began to defend against claims of anti-semitism by describing his new wife’s ethnic heritage which, by the way, is not Jewish.

“Her pedigree is German, three-quarters German from Omaha, and a quarter Irish and I’m proud of that background,” he said.

Jones said that, despite her Aryan heritage, anti-Semites still lob slurs her way, due to her “noble nose.”

“Anti-Semites call her Jewish and everything else,” he said. “If she was I’d be proud of it but, nope, she’s got a noble nose, but she’s not Jewish. So, that’s what this all comes down to ladies and gentlemen and it just is insane.”

Alex Jones is a good man and a trusted confidant of President Trump. The sick globalists will stop at nothing to stop him from speaking the truth, but Alex is always ready to scream the truth in their faces. This is one white male they can't oppress.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

Soros was basically the leader of the Nazi army when he was like 7 years old. Just ask the meme thread!

 

[BKMMAFAN]

Stop giving this loon attention.

 

[Cake4Breakfast]

Soros was basically the leader of the Nazi army when he was like 7 years old. Just ask the meme thread!

Yeah, without their teeming hordes of 10 year old Jewish boys, the Nazi's could have never taken Poland!

 

[all caps]

Libs BTFO again LMAO

 

[JosephDredd]

Stop giving this loon attention.

I'm not a loon. As you learn more you will come to realize that alt right is right about the social and economic problems facing America.

 

[Gervinho]

Soros was basically the leader of the Nazi army when he was like 7 years old. Just ask the meme thread!

He was born 1930....but he lied about this. He was actually born 1918. So he was of age

 

[cincymma79]

Do you dream about Alex Jones at night? Did he not call you back after an amazing date? Why is anyone even wasting a millisecond thinking about him? He’s completely nuts and only idiots take him seriously.

 

[ultramanhyata]

So Ariel's nose is best described as... "noble"??

 

[JosephDredd]

Do you dream about Alex Jones at night? Did he not call you back after an amazing date? Why is anyone even wasting a millisecond thinking about him? He’s completely nuts and only idiots take him seriously.

You shut your whore liberal mouth. President Trump respects his advice on policy and so should you.

 

[electricfuneral]

You shut your whore liberal mouth. President Trump respects his advice on policy and so should you.

Alex Jones is the real.

 

[AndrewSUFC]

 

[Jopious Extronimous]

Do you dream about Alex Jones at night? Did he not call you back after an amazing date? Why is anyone even wasting a millisecond thinking about him? He’s completely nuts and only idiots take him seriously.

Hate to be the one to break this to you but.... you've got a lot in common with a lot of nuts and idiots.

“If she was I’d be proud of it but, nope, she’s got a noble nose, but she’s not Jewish. So, that’s what this all comes down to ladies and gentlemen and it just is insane.”

One of the funniest things I've ever read. Out of context, if you assume the last sentence is referring to what came before it.... it actually makes sense.

 

[JosephDredd]

This has to be his orgasm face. I would bet money.

 

[panamaican]

I'm not a loon. As you learn more you will come to realize that alt right is right about the social and economic problems facing America.

Is this going to be an ongoing thing with you?

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

Is this going to be an ongoing thing with you?

I think everything has finally gotten to him and he is now stuck in a perpetual state of sarcasm with a hint of actually wanting to be what he makes fun of.

JoDredd just likes playing the role now.

 

[hillelslovak87]

Do you dream about Alex Jones at night? Did he not call you back after an amazing date? Why is anyone even wasting a millisecond thinking about him? He’s completely nuts and only idiots take him seriously.

Wait, aren't you a trump supporter?

 

[44nutman]

Also his wife had an advertisement on a prostitution website for nude hotel massages, which is code for she gets naked and jerks you off. She probably opens up all the jars in the his house.
So who is really the cuck, the critics or the guy who wifed up a chick whose occupation was nude hotel massages.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Isn't his wife a prostitute?

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Also his wife had an advertisement on a prostitution website for nude hotel massages, which is code for she gets naked and jerks you off. She probably opens up all the jars in the his house.
So who is really the cuck, the critics or the guy who wifed up a chick whose occupation was nude hotel massages.

I bet you'd never break her grip in a jiujistu match. Imagine the forearms from giving all those strangers handjobs.