Alcohol Is Really the Ultimate Double Edged Sword

[Gabe]

Even more so than smoking. Cigarettes just don't give you that feeling that several alcoholic drinks do. At the same time they don't have near the same blowback. The headaches are shit (especially with liquor) and the dehydration seems unpreventable. If you are over 21 there isn't a more accessible vice.

 

[trolololol]

Alcohol sucks.

 

[BearGrounds]

Yea, whatever...

Fuck the world.

 

[HARRISON_3]

But once it touches your lips...

 

[Polish Machine]

Drink 2 pints of vodka and go to bed and you will feel like shit in the morning. Drink 2 pints of vodka and make sure to drink 4 pints of water before bed and you'll be fine. Most people go to bed fucked up without some rehydration so they sleep like shit and their brains suffer from lack of water. Bad nightmares and night sweats. Chugging 4 pints of water 1 hour before work is too late. It takes your brain a few hours to recover.

 

[gspieler]

Women are the ultimate double-edged sword.

 

[Eyepokesftw]

Drink 2 pints of vodka and go to bed and you will feel like shit in the morning. Drink 2 pints of vodka and make sure to drink 4 pints of water before bed and you'll be fine. Most people go to bed fucked up without some rehydration so they sleep like shit and their brains suffer from lack of water. Bad nightmares and night sweats. Chugging 4 pints of water 1 hour before work is too late. It takes your brain a few hours to recover.

This guy here doesn't mind pissing the bed.

4 pints of water before bed lol. Worst advice ever.

You could just... not binge drink.

 

[DataBreach]

The real double edged sword.

Spoiler

 

[freaky]

Alcohol is actually good for you if you can control and drink moderately. Cigarettes is nothing but bad news. Lung Cancer imminent.

 

[odog]

Drinking is borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Drink 2 pints of vodka and go to bed and you will feel like shit in the morning. Drink 2 pints of vodka and make sure to drink 4 pints of water before bed and you'll be fine. Most people go to bed fucked up without some rehydration so they sleep like shit and their brains suffer from lack of water. Bad nightmares and night sweats. Chugging 4 pints of water 1 hour before work is too late. It takes your brain a few hours to recover.

Username checks out

But still 2 pints of vodka?

 

[Polish Machine]

This guy here doesn't mind pissing the bed.

4 pints of water before bed lol. Worst advice ever.

You could just... not binge drink.

I know what I'm doing.

 

[Polish Machine]

Username checks out

But still 2 pints of vodka?

2 pints of vodka isn't anything crazy.

 

[BearGrounds]

Drinking is borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

Yea?....Well...No one's promised that shit anyway.

 

[CrimsonFan]

2 pints of vodka isn't anything crazy.

I drink more than anyone I know just about and a quart of liqour is alot..

Alcohol, like cigarettes, gets more enjoyable the more you use. That's what makes it such a bitch.

I never hungover. The shits got me by the balls

Ironically I never get sick either. I guess the booze kills the sickness? In the last 10 years I've only been sick once or twice drinking heavily daily

 

[mb23100]

2 pints of vodka isn't anything crazy.

You must be Russian

 

[Lights Out 101]

I've been drinking every night for the past 4 years. This is my second day without any alcohol and I feel like hammered shit.

 

[faustian]

I remember my first beer

 

[Guestx]

As someone who loves a good beer or 12, I totally feel you.

It's hard to say no, because drinking just makes (almost) everything better, but at the same time feeling like shit the next day is a real bummer.

It is my hope and prayer that one day scientists will come up with a hangover cure. I can't believe they haven't done that already.

 

[Rhood]

Alcohol = Batman
Cocaine = Superman

Together you become The Justice League (minus the Green Lantern)