Alan "Platinum" Jouban

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  1. panzer723

    panzer723 Banned Banned

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    Alan Jouban just beat the Man, to become the Man.

    He stole the Platinum Thunder from Mount Perrympus and beat the Leader Mike Perry.

    He is the new Platinum Warrior.

    Alan "Platinum" Jouban.
     
    panzer723, Dec 17, 2016
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    Jouban blessed Aluminum Perry.
     
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    Skitzo Champion Of the Sun

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    Is he going to take Mike Perrys burglar job as well?
     
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    I just realized that today that Platinum Perry had a face tattoo. He will now be shunned for heinous life choices
     
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    he's g
    he's gonna take his welfare check
     
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    Guernica Double Yellow Belt Banned

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    Lol! If you really go for this, it will be an epic troll! Hahaha.

    #GUERNICAbless
     
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    It is like the Saku belt? LOL
     
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  8. panzer723

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    I wonder what's next for Platinum Jouban?
     
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  9. copyandpasteguy

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    Joubang wants a big fight. it's early but i hope its vs an established top 12 guy
     
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  10. ImNotSurpisedDonks!

    ImNotSurpisedDonks! Banned Banned

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    Can we just be done with hyping mediocrities? How many Sages, Paiges, Chois and Perrys do we have to see to be able to tell the difference between real and fools gold.

    Lando: Real
    Platinum: Fake

    Sure, if this was 1997 pr even 2001, Platinum may be a champion, but it's not. Who knows, maybe even ten years ago he may have had a chance at being a top ten fighter, but the sport evolves so quickly and the guy is not elite anywhere. He is Baroni 2.0.
     
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    Is Alan now the Platiny bearer? If he loses will the person who beat him receive the this title and so on?
     
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    He didnt beat THE MAN. He beat an overhyped wi:eek::eek:er
     
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    JoBUM ran like a Model

    #PlatinumBless
     
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    whaleshark Cancer was never my friend

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    Horrible decision, will be a instant rematch I gather
     
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