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AL ROKER - I SHARTED MYSELF At the White House

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  1. shonuf Titanium Belt Platinum Member

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    http://www.tmz.com/2013/01/07/al-ro...-gastric-bypass-surgery/#comments-fullwrapper

    When you undergo gastric bypass surgery, NEVER TRUST A FART -- and Al Roker learned that lesson the hard way ... at the White House.

    Roker -- who got his stomach stapled in March 2002 -- shared his most embarrassing moment on "Dateline" last night, saying he was covering an event at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave a month after his operation ... when he felt the urge to let one rip.

    Roker said, "I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to. And as I'm walking to the press room, [I'm thinking] well, I gotta pass a little gas here. I'm walking by myself. Who's gonna know? Only a little something extra came out. I pooped my pants."

    Roker said he bee-lined for the restroom to dump his underwear in the trash -- and proceeded to go commando the rest of the day.

    The lesson: watch what you eat. The other lesson: carry spare underpants.
     
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  3. Flap Green Belt

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    Isn't Al Roker the funny looking black guy with a fat mans head and a skinny mans body?
     
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    This picture was taken moments after Roker dumped his dirty drawers in the bathroom.
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Blitz55 WILLOW

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    Not exactly sure any of us need to know this.
     
  6. EyeTrainUFC Purple Belt

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    nasty. Posing with Kelly Rippa-shart
     
  7. surf fu USA! USA! USA!

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    Wow! So amazing Al!

    Thanks for the info.

    Now, what's the weather gonna be like in my neck of the woods?
     
  8. weed ベルセルク

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    Kelly Ripa stopped by the office last year. she's hot as all hell & literally glows in person
     
  9. EyeTrainUFC Purple Belt

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    I definitely wasn't saying she is nasty. I was saying him feeding her something after he pulled his poopy pants off and threw them in the trash was nasty.
     
  10. Fishmonger All Your Base Are Belong to Us

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    Michelle is mean muggin'.
     
  11. Fishmonger All Your Base Are Belong to Us

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    no doubt, wasn't saying you were.


    that pic does ruin it for sure
     
  13. Fishmonger All Your Base Are Belong to Us

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    Sylvia and Roker have more in common than I thought...
     
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    I was working at a gallery on Broome St in SoHo and she stopped in with her kids and husband. She must be 5'1" without those 5 inch heels she wears on TV. but without makeup is what struck me.... she is still way good looking.
     
  16. surf fu USA! USA! USA!

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    Lmao


    Well played on so many levels
     
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    ?? ditching his underwear wouldn't be enough, would it? i imagine some crap slipped through his draws and made contact with his pants.
     
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    Why would he admit that?
     
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    I worked with Al Rokers nephew about 12 years ago. Guy named Joe. He was a cool cat.
     
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    Because he doesn't give a shit.
     

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