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Al Bundy's Best Insults...

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  1. Steve-French

    Steve-French What A Rush!!!

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    I just stumbled upon this on Youtube. This show was great.
     
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  2. Sansnom

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    Got confused with Ted Bundy when reading the title.
     
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  3. PRIDEWASBETTER

    PRIDEWASBETTER Whatever it takes Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    GOAT TV character
     
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    Turn in your man card!
     
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    One of my favorites is when Peggy tries to surprise Al wearing with a red gown with a green bow to try to sexually arouse him Christmas Eve night in bed.

    Peg: “ Al it’s time for your early Christmas present!”

    Al: “Peg, how do you expect me to get excited when you just re-wrap the same crap I didn’t play with the year before?”
     
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    "OUT OF THE WAY BEHEMOTH"


    Says this to an obese woman the second kelly wins Weenie Tot girl. Mind you a sedondnbefore this he was praying to god asking him for help so his daughter can win, promising he'll be much nicer to people.

    Lol
     
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    Found it. Lmao

     
  8. Ken Fresno

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    "A fat woman walked into the shoe store today.." is still the best line in tv history

    Followed closely by "Hey, aren't you Bruce Jenner?"

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  9. Rygu

    Rygu R.I.P. Obie Platinum Member

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    This thread could go on for pages and pages. His fattie jokes were legendary.

    One of my favorites is when he made some wisecrack to some fatty about her weight. She said "How dare you say that to my face". Al replied, "Well I'd say it to your back but my car only has half a tank of gas!!".
     
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    Sadly, this show would be protested by fat women and weak men with dyed hair until it was cancelled.

    Some fucking great zingers in that compilation. Home improvement comment was gold.

    Top tier GOAT show.
     
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    What's the difference between...

    Nope. I feel bad just typing it.
     
  12. MrFeeny

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    Goat sitcom character imo.

    Despite the trend of old shows getting rebooted, it wouldn't work with this one unless they drastically changed it for the worse. If it stayed the awesome way that it was, sjw's would be flooding social media calling it to be cancelled within five minutes.
     
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    There can never be a show like Married w/Children nor a character like Al Bundy in todays SJW, feminazi, LGBTQ, antifa, liberal, diversity agenda MSM.

    I am surprised all Mariied w/Children content not be banned from youtube.

    The character Ed O'Neill portrays now is complete opposite and more inline with todays sensitivity.
     
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    [QUOTE="MadSquabbles500, post: 143664401, member: 340763"The character Ed O'Neill portrays now is complete opposite and more inline with todays sensitivity.[/QUOTE]

    Yeah and it sucks. That show has good writing but his character sucks.
     

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