AHFC: One Night Only

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Action Hero Fighting Championship!

One night only, 8-Man Tournament!

The rules...There Are No Rules!

The competitors:
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Jackie Chan
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme
  • Steven Seagal
  • Chuck Norris
  • Charles Bronson
  • Nicolas Cage
Who takes the trophy, and how?
 
Charles Bronson by 2x4 to the face.
 
Jackie Chan by adapting to the environment.
 
Jackie by doing this face all day, err day.

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Then Dudikoff swoops down & steals the belt with the 209 crew doing ninja shit.
 
Chuck Norris

Do I even need to explain why?
 
R.W. said:
Action Hero Fighting Championship!

One night only, 8-Man Tournament!

The rules...There Are No Rules!

The competitors:
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Jackie Chan
  • Jean-Claude Van Damme
  • Steven Seagal
  • Chuck Norris
  • Charles Bronson
  • Nicolas Cage
Who takes the trophy, and how?
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So, you got your night planned out?
 
If it ended up in the woods, John Rambo.
 
It took me a second to notice Nicolas Cage is in that list. Dafuq?
 
R.W. said:
I'm the event promoter, and have no qualms about last-minute substitutes!

Any suggestions?
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I'm not huge on those old '80s action flicks, but maybe Bruce Willis? Or any of the other Expendables you haven't mentioned yet? Idk.
 
steven seagal wins because he'll just tell everyone he won by using a move he created himself.

and if anyone challenges him on his story he can run with the furious power of a hurricane.

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