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After watching Benavidez/Makovsky I've changed my mind. I would dominate the manlets

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by The real JG, Feb 6, 2016.

  1. The real JG Banned Banned

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    I used to be on the other side of the fence but the way these two move with their tiny little arms flailing everywhere is hilarious.

    When I got a hold of them it would be all over.
     
  2. But you wouldn't get a hold of them you fat clod.
     
  3. Failwani Black Belt

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    Go call Mickey Gall's agent and see if he can get you the same deal.
     
  4. Hogey Red Belt

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    I feel the same way about every division besides hw. I am 6"11 300lbs 8%body fat.
     
  5. The real JG Banned Banned

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    Of course I would.
     
  6. Darkart Brown Belt

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    Book Joe B vs CM Punk and we can test this theory.
     
  7. The real JG Banned Banned

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    Damn.

    I'm only 6'1 and about 180.
     
  8. SuperNerd Playoff Mode.

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    I could take at least 3.
     
  9. Hans Gercmiov Titanium Belt

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    I'd dominate your mom.
     
  10. yekmurat Gold Belt

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    everybody has a plan till punched in the face
     
  11. skombolis Gold Belt

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    They would tire you out, keep kicking your lead leg, take your back, and then choke you until you shit yourself!
     
  12. Negative Zero Purple Belt

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    I would dominate any weight class because I fight without rules. Try to clinch me while I gouge your eyes and bite off your nose.

    Checkmate, atheists.
     
  13. The real JG Banned Banned

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    I'd hope you would be able to beat a 50 year old woman in a fight.
     
  14. The real JG Banned Banned

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    Benavidez didn't even know Cejudo was fighting Mighty Mouse. Dumb mother fucker.
     
  15. skombolis Gold Belt

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    To be fair, his mom intentionally gives up the mount


    :D
     
  16. Post 2 Decision Gold Belt

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    Pick them up like they're kids, one with each arm and chuck them over the octagon fence
     
  17. The real JG Banned Banned

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    I've got about 8 inches on those dudes. I'd front kick their manlet head off.
     
  18. MMAAAM Banned Banned

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    300lbs 8%body fat

    What does that look like?
     
  19. skombolis Gold Belt

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    I'm just having fun in here but in all seriousness those dudes are too fast. It would be so hard to connect.
     
  20. Fatal Catro Red Belt

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    Damn I thought that people were finally starting to realize how stupid you sound using
    "manlet"
     

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