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  1. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    It's probably just the nerves. It's a big deal. But in my heart of hearts I know she will say yes.
     
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  2. syct23

    syct23 ...ElipsisBelt...

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    Oh,

    You'll be here soon with the rest of us fuck face..

    Now go enjoy your self.
     
  3. Alphaboy

    Alphaboy Red Belt

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    Oh, this is a troll thread. N/m then.
     
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  4. HulkOnViagra

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    What?
     
  5. MrFriendly

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    Of course its gonna be a no.... you've seen what @HulkOnViagra looks like
     
  6. MrFriendly

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    Just start dating bjj dudes , you've already got a shared interest
     
  7. HulkOnViagra

    HulkOnViagra Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    But you're married
     
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  8. Swoliosis

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    Good luck brah

    I remember proposing in Tahoe a few years back to my wife and tables around us bought us a shit ton of booze and had half our tab comped by the restaurant. We both got pretty trashed and stumbled back to the hotel, good times
     
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  9. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    So you're saying . . . Go the Gay?
     
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  10. MrFriendly

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    Lol, my wife is obviously blind
     
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  11. MrFriendly

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    No eye contact/no h0m0
     
  12. Rob Edwards

    Rob Edwards I am the Clit Commander Platinum Member

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    <[analyzed}> great troll I almost bought that one
     
  13. HulkOnViagra

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    These things happen
     
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  14. Hatuwkoi

    Hatuwkoi Blue Belt

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    Inb4 TS kills himself.
     
  15. MrFriendly

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    Wont happen spongey fucker is indestructible....hell his liver died years ago , and he's still walking around
     
  16. TeTe

    TeTe PopoZão Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    In before bloody finger
     
  17. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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  18. closequarters

    closequarters Brown Belt

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    Sorry if you’re the wrong poster but are you the one with limited time left? Are you considering the legal ramifications of marriage, for you and her?
     
  19. The Hash Slinging Slasher

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    Not sure if trolling or not. But if you really are going to propose, good luck Sherbro. Hope it works out.
     
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  20. Simian Raticus

    Simian Raticus GOAT in the North

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    It feels like there's a reference here that I'm not getting.
     

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