A Wizard appears with a gambit!

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  1. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    A wizard appears with a gambit.

    You have to fight yourself from 5 years ago. No training, no prep time, in an mma fight. MMA rules.

    You can win by decision, knockout, or sub.

    5 rounds.

    If you win you’re a billionaire and will live for 150 years.

    If you lose, you die.

    You fight a version of yourself that existed today exactly 5 years ago. He’s been given the same challenge.
     
  2. I am your real dad I am surrounded by NERDs !!!

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    He would probably kill me.
     
  3. JAEGERX Gold Belt

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    i'd probably lose, but maybe i can cheap shot myself just like in real life
     
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  5. Kaybee Arianator Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I don't know if I want to live for 150 years, but I'm sure I could easily take on my 21 yo self. I was probably in my worst shape of my life back then tbh
     
  6. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    I don’t get it. ?
     
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    I would kill that handsome motherfxkr for fun but for a billion... I would carve him up real nice.
     
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    RIP in peace present-time BP.
     
  9. EyeOfNewt Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Would i cAuse pain on myself when i punch my younger self? It’s not clear
     
  10. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    nope. A straight mma fight
     
  11. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    My only chance would be catching him off guard with those Conor shoulder strikes
     
  12. TrueBias Silver Belt

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    I came here to see Gambit vs Gandolph.
     
  13. Hurricane Brad Brown Belt

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    The wizard would probably get disgusted and kill us both when we gas halfway through the first round. Other than that it would be a toss-up.
     
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    I'm stronger now and much more angry.
     
  15. My name is Shawn

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    35 year old me vs 30 me. I think 30 me wins in a split decision
     
  16. loyalyolayal Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I was in peak physical shape, training 12-15 hrs a week 5 years ago.

    He'd kill me.
     
  17. CrazyN8 Custom Title

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    id have 5 years of BJJ on him and 6 months of muay thai, piece of cake.
     
  18. loyalyolayal Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    How bout Gandalfini?

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  19. TheFakeMacoy Purple Belt

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    So wait, even if I win, past me gets killed, which would kill me? This sounds like a terrible deal.
     
  20. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    didnt think of that. I guess it’s an alternate universe past self of yours who is almost the same. Nothing you do to him affects your present.
     

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