A Thread About Water

[Like A Bas]

More like H2YO


Bruce Lee knows. Everybody knows. This is what I love about water.


Drink it to stay alive. Swim in it! Stop. Stop right the heck there. You can swim in the same thing that you can drink to keep you alive. Food can go to hell. When was the last time you swam in pork chops, fool? It carves canyons. Holy shit. Does your applesauce rip the side of a mountain off in its spare time? I didn't freaking think so. Don't even get me started on ice cubes. You can freeze water and put it in your water to make your water better. Son of a bitch. Ever try freezing filet and stuffing it in your ribeye? No, I didn't effing think so.

You can get AIDS and jump into it, and win an Olympic medal. Water supports disaster relief (EVEN IF THE DISASTER IS A FLOOD OF WATER)

No kid wants an asparagus balloon.



Let's give water its props. I'll start.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Didn't like it at first but it got better the longer it went on.

The AIDS part made me LOL hard

Go water!

 

[wlu29]

Water > pop

 

[Pittie Petey]

I legit love water that shit is dope as fuck
If I could be a fish I would
Id be all swimmin and chillin wit my sea life friends like The Incredible Mr Limpet
That shit would be hella fun

 

[Kanster]

Water is only good for drinking. Motherfuckers should have learned their lesson when Stevie got dropped by the sting ray.

 

[Captain Davis]

 

[Crono7]

 

[toaa]

I like this thread more than expected. Fill my Nalgene every day.

 

[Kingz]

 

[Talent]

I suck that shit down like Coca Cola.

 

[El Chimpo]

Water you smoking?

 

[Nihongi]

Shout out to da real mvp of earth, H2"bro"!

 

[zackryder]

water is the solvent of life

 

[BearGrounds]

 

[Serana]

 

[MadSquabbles500]

You can drawn in water, and be crushed by it if deep enough into it.

 

[Rico]

Solid thread

 

[Claire Dames]

It's amazing

 

[AFewDollarsMore]

Is water ever created or is there the same amount always?
If ice didn't float, life wouldn't exist.

 

[Like A Bas]

Solid thread

No. Shut up. It's a liquid thread.