A recent Tinder convo...

[Henry Huggins]

I was promptly unmatched.

Post yours sherbruhs

Edit: stole the last line from reddit

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Whoever that is was trying way to hard to be funny

Almost coming off as desperate

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

why do you just throw away good pussy like that?

 

[TribalDrumz]

Her Pees

 

[Shael]

Foo said reddit...

 

[closequarters]

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I was promptly unmatched.

Post yours sherbruhs

Edit: stole the last line from reddit

She’s lying. Strippers are never funny.

 

[closequarters]

why do you just throw away good pussy like that?

Any girl who comes out right away to say she’s a stripper is probably actually a hooker.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

If you don't ask for her number within the first 5 messages she will think you are a time waster and unmatch.

You have to ask her out within the next 5 messages.

Edit: never mind, she's a hooker and doesn't have time to waste with chatting.

 

[Midnighter]

I thought this was going to be funny.

 

[Henry Huggins]

Any girl who comes out right away to say she’s a stripper is probably actually a hooker.

This guy knows.

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

Strippers are on Tinder?

That's it. I'm signing up.

 

[Revolver]

What club does she work at?

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Wats a tinder?

 

[cincymma79]

Craigslist closed and backpage is gone
Onto tinder they go

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

 

[Fedorgasm]

I thought this was going to be funny.

Yeah me too. But now I just feel sad for the TS.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Any girl who comes out right away to say she’s a stripper is probably actually a hooker.

So the better joke would be something like this?

Him: Knock knock.
Her: Who's there?
Him: How much?

 

[Henry Huggins]

Yeah me too. But now I just feel sad for the TS.

Me too. What a loser!

 

[Naught2Sixty]

I can't stop cringing.

 

[Zoolander]

Strippers are on Tinder?

That's it. I'm signing up.

Sooo many stippers. Sooo many hookers