A mythbuster: testicle injury render a guy infertile..plausible?

[mmawarrior20]

Maybe some of you recall a time when a guy gets a baseball to the groin and half jokingly says now I can’t have kids, or something to that effect. I don’t think a groin shot would render someone infertile unless it ruptured a testie or 2

 

[Cole train]

Well lets find out ts

I hit you to the nuggets with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and then you try having kids

 

[weed]

I was once involved in a surfing accident that left me with one testicle. they added a nudicle in the missing one's place. thing that sucks though is that I have to have it replaced with a new one every 5yrs because it isn't FDA approved.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Like two gold nuggets.

 

[sleepwalk]

Well lets find out ts

I hit you to the nuggets with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and then you try having kids

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Why do I look at threads on this forum

Why did I wake up this morning


Oh dear

 

[rocketskates]

I think it’s an old wives tale/joke type thing (someone taking a shot to the nuts and the I can’t have kids joke). You can still reproduce with one and it doesn’t affect much because most of your volume isn’t even produced by your testicles. That being said, if both of them were damaged or mangled beyond repair the it could for sure make you sterile.

 

[rocketskates]

I was once involved in a surfing accident that left me with one testicle. they added a nudicle in the missing one's place. thing that sucks though is that I have to have it replaced with a new one every 5yrs because it isn't FDA approved.

Serious question...did you notice any drop in testosterone or do you have to get test support?

 

[thehighking]

I was once involved in a surfing accident that left me with one testicle. they added a nudicle in the missing one's place. thing that sucks though is that I have to have it replaced with a new one every 5yrs because it isn't FDA approved.

Surfing? I can't picture someone getting that kind of injury from surfing. Was that from falling onto the board? Also can't imagine being able to swim with a ruptured testicle, yikes

 

[DoomPatrol]

I was once involved in a surfing accident that left me with one testicle. they added a nudicle in the missing one's place. thing that sucks though is that I have to have it replaced with a new one every 5yrs because it isn't FDA approved.

Why did you even bother with a fake but? It seems like women couldn't give a shit how big your ball sack is.

 

[orgazmo]

Surfing? I can't picture someone getting that kind of injury from surfing. Was that from falling onto the board? Also can't imagine being able to swim with a ruptured testicle, yikes

A very tiny shark bit off half of his ball bag

 

[Merlotte's]

Why did you even bother with a fake but? It seems like women couldn't give a shit how big your ball sack is.

My girl likes to fold my penis between my balls to make the whole package look like a burger.

 

[Yoel Bromero]

My friend took a slapshot to the pills and it ruptured a nut. The swelling was like something from a cartoon. Joked for years that it saved him money on condoms, now has 3 kids. He's ugly and the kids are too so it seems legit to me.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

I was once involved in a surfing accident that left me with one testicle. they added a nudicle in the missing one's place. thing that sucks though is that I have to have it replaced with a new one every 5yrs because it isn't FDA approved.

But if its true. Thats NUTS.

Or maybe nut.

 

[weed]

Serious question...did you notice any drop in testosterone or do you have to get test support?

I shoot empty blanks a lot of the times. I fap in front of a fertility doc every few months

Surfing? I can't picture someone getting that kind of injury from surfing. Was that from falling onto the board? Also can't imagine being able to swim with a ruptured testicle, yikes

it fappens

Why did you even bother with a fake but? It seems like women couldn't give a shit how big your ball sack is.

my equilibrium needed to be re-balanced.

 

[Blayt7hh]

Your testes are in your balls. They’re the organs that make your sperm. If they are both destroyed then yeah of course that would make you infertile. Probably take a hell of an injury to destroy them though

 

[Vulcan]

 

[JOE QUEEF]

Maybe some of you recall a time when a guy gets a baseball to the groin and half jokingly says now I can’t have kids, or something to that effect. I don’t think a groin shot would render someone infertile unless it ruptured a testie or 2

DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT LET HIM COME INSIDE YOU!!!

Don’t believe that “Oh, I can’t you pregnant ‘cause I took a shot to the beanbag” bullshit!

Condoms and Crisco.

#nosherawdogging